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Dr. Sheffield’s Certified Natural Toothpaste (Chocolate) – Great Tasting, Fluoride Free Toothpaste/Freshen Your Breath, Whiten Your Teeth, Reduce Plaque (2-Pack)

$11.99
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What You Need To Know About Chocolate Toothpaste:

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Listen up chubs, chocolate isn’t just for breakfast anymore.

Now you can have it before breakfast, too.

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Hot damn! Are you still dreaming?

Nope, this is as real as it gets. 

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Chocolate toothpaste actually exists

And this tube of sweetness is so good you might just decide to start brushing a few hundred times a day.

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Besides, if you were dreaming, could you fly? Probably, right?

Go ahead, try to fly. Right now. Concentrate.

Did you do it? No, you didn’t.

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But guess what you did do - you stumbled upon the world’s greatest toothpaste - Chocolate Toothpaste!

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It’s natural, it freshens, it whitens…and IT’S FRIGGIN CHOCOLATE FLAVORED.

Imagine how much better life would be if all of the things you were supposed to do had a little chocolate infused in them, like this brilliant chocolate toothpaste does.

Since you’re a skeptic, you might be asking yourself, “BUT CAN CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR MY TEETH?!?!”

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Oh, it can. It can and it is. (Shout out to Dr. Sheffield!)

Chocolate toothpaste puts the fun back in fundamental oral care.

OK, that didn’t come out as cool as we thought it would…but the toothpaste is awesome nonetheless.
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Why do you think so many people brag about “waking and baking.” It’s because all anyone wants to do is wake-up and immediately start baking chocolate goodies.

Right? Yes.

Chocolate toothpaste is the answer to your sweet tooth – literally.

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Not only will your teeth look better, feel better and be happy – after one taste of Dr. Sheffield’s Natural Chocolate Toothpaste

But you’ll be treating your toothbrush like a microphone and singing your heart out to “Chocolate Rock” – which is a song you’ll make up the lyrics to.

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Let’s just say the lyrics should be something like “Hey, chocolate rocks…and now my teeth are clean…yeah, yeah, yeah!

We’re toothpaste experts, not lyricists…SO BACK OFF. BACK OFF AND JUST ENJOY THE GLORY OF CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE, WOULD YA?!

Thank you, Dr. Sheffield & Company.

- Chocolate Toothpaste Enthusiast
BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE
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Seriously. I have been saying I was going to order chocolate toothpaste since I found out it existed. Sure, it's for kids. Do I care? Not one bit. Did I order it? You bet I did. Was it all that I hoped it would be? Good Lord, yes. Flavour: This is straight up tastes like chocolate cake batter. It almost tastes wrong. Toothpaste isn't supposed to be fun, or taste good. This tastes amazing. No weird aftertaste. Size: Medium sized tube. Two tubes. I was going to share, but nope, that's not happening. Texture: Doesn't really foam unless you use too much. (I tested) It is more paste like than the boring old toothpaste that you can get anywhere that has no fun value and makes brushing your teeth a routine chore. Leaves a good clean feeling in your mouth, just clean. Not ...sanitized the way some of the minty toothpastes can. You could probably even drink orange juice safely after brushing your teeth, but I'm guessing here because I hate orange juice. I admit that I found that when I crave sweets, I will now go brush my teeth instead and it quells the craving. Seriously, it does! And no, I do not do this every time, I am not THAT good at adulting. I am, however, good enough at adulting that I am not outright eating the paste. Helpful Life Pro Tip? There is another frou-frou chocolate toothpaste for kids that is $15+ for one tube that has less toothpaste volume/weight/whatever. They taste very similar, and I prefer this one. For reasons. Get this one. Arrived in two days: two boxed tubes taped together. No damage. It was part of a larger Amazon Prime order, though, so that's kind of cheating and your experience may be different. -Amazon Review

Product SKU: 53131600

Product Brand: Dr. Sheffield’s

Product Currency: USD

Product Price: 11.99

Price Valid Until: 2026-12-23

Product In-Stock: InStock

Editor's Rating:
5

Last update on 2021-09-23 / This post may contain affiliate links which may give us a commission at no additional cost to you. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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