Listen up chubs, chocolate isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
Now you can have it before breakfast, too.
Hot damn! Are you still dreaming?
Nope, this is as real as it gets.
Besides, if you were dreaming, could you fly? Probably, right?
Go ahead, try to fly. Right now. Concentrate.
Did you do it? No, you didn’t.
It’s natural, it freshens, it whitens…and IT’S FRIGGIN CHOCOLATE FLAVORED.
Since you’re a skeptic, you might be asking yourself, “BUT CAN CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR MY TEETH?!?!”
Oh, it can. It can and it is. (Shout out to Dr. Sheffield!)
Chocolate toothpaste puts the fun back in fundamental oral care.
Chocolate toothpaste is the answer to your sweet tooth – literally.
But you’ll be treating your toothbrush like a microphone and singing your heart out to “Chocolate Rock” – which is a song you’ll make up the lyrics to.
Let’s just say the lyrics should be something like “Hey, chocolate rocks…and now my teeth are clean…yeah, yeah, yeah!”