Start your day the right way with the Wake & Bake Dream Griddle Alarm Clock, by Darby McKingons.
If you didn’t know, Darby McKingons is widely respected as the World Record holder for the “most calories eaten in a single day.”
McKingons won this prestigious title in 1947 after consuming just over 139,084 calories.
76 eggs, two pounds of bacon, three servings of hash browns and a small glass of skim milk
6 pound trough of fried pork rinds and a half glass of mineral spring water
Double Cheeseburgers. Lots of them. All with onion rings, double cheese and maple syrup.
Lunch. Three hundred taquitos, nine cans of traditional refried pinto beans and a thimble of seltzer.
Eight ribeye steaks, smoked shoulder, pork butt, buffalo wings, lady fingers and shredded beef.
¼ cup of greek yogurt
Dinner. A gallon of traditional Italian Wedding soup, thirteen helpings of spaghetti, meatballs and sausage. Small serving of romaine lettuce. A teaspoon of celery water.
Snack. A banana split ice cream sundae…enough to fill a football stadium.
Fast food drive thru. All of them.
See the problem with McKingon’s plan?
Plain as day the problem persisted and bothered him for years: not enough time in the day to eat.
Unfortunately, the human body has to rest. He did need to sleep.
One day, while frying eggs on the sidewalk of his New York City apartment home, the idea struck him: “WHY DON’T I FRY THESE THINGS IN MY HOUSE INSTEAD OF ON THE CURB!”
Then the BIG idea hit him:
Then a pretty small idea hit him:
“I think I need to change my underwear.”
When asked for a comment he noted, “The only thing I smoke is pork shoulder.”
The Griddle, however doesn’t miss anything. It’s awesome.
Alarm goes off, BOOM – eggs.
Alarm goes off, SNAP – pancakes.
Alarm goes off, YEAH BOY – sausages.
“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta,” thought Darby as he began eating quite literally the moment he woke up.
The dream could be yours!
Maybe not the world’s record, because that’s already taken – but the griddle?
Start your day the griddle way - with the Wake & Bake Griddle Alarm Clock.
The perfect way to get those calories in you bright and early.
The Wake & Bake Griddle Alarm Clock
Oh my goodness – I bought Christmas gifts and wrapped them up inside the wake and bake alarm clock box. I’ve done it for birthday presents too. It’s all I can do to keep a straight face as they open the box, and I’ve bought some of the other prank boxes, so people don’t guess what I’m up to immediately! To watch people politely open the gift wrap, study the picture and attempt to thank me for the gift is just hilarious! Totally worth the money! I just consider it part of the gift giving experience!
Product SKU: 60140000
Product Brand: Prank Pack
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 7.99
Price Valid Until: 2025-11-21
Product In-Stock: InStock