You’re in a meeting, going on hour two.
You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now.
You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting one loose, or two, and him commenting on the smell originating from down below who you’re about to have to blame your boss for.
Plus, you’ve been trying to win some kind of employee reward for all the marvelous work you dreamed of accomplishing last night.
What are you going to do in a situation like this?!
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