Fart Neutralizing Pads

Picture this:

You’re in a meeting, going on hour two.

You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now.

You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting one loose, or two, and him commenting on the smell originating from down below who you’re about to have to blame your boss for.

Plus, you’ve been trying to win some kind of employee reward for all the marvelous work you dreamed of accomplishing last night.

What are you going to do in a situation like this?! 

Well no worries, you’ll never have to worry about this again because we have you covered.

No more having to hold in your flatulence.

Fart the day away, care-free, with fart neutralizing pads!

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Their activated charcoal filter eliminates any odor that passes through the pad.

Pop one of these puppies into your silky smooth underlinings and let ‘em loose.

Your friends will be smelling roses, but only you’ll know the truth.

These adhesive pads use charcoal to neutralize the stench of your broken wind, letting you cut the cheese wherever your selfish heart desires.