Fart Neutralizing Pads
Picture this: you’re in a meeting, going on hour 2. You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now.
You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting loose a fart or two and him commenting on the monstrous smell coming from down below. What are you going to do in a situation like this?! Well no worries, you’ll never have to worry about this again because we have you covered. No more having to hold in your flatulence.
Fart the day away with these fart neutralizing pads.
Their activated charcoal filter eliminates any odor that passes through the pad.
Pop one of these puppies into your underwear lining and let ‘em rip. Your friends will be smelling roses, but only you’ll know the truth. These adhesive pads use charcoal to neutralize the stench of your broken wind, letting you cut the cheese wherever you damn well please.