Once upon a time, in a quaint little town, there lived a genius inventor named Wilbur Doo.
Wilbur was an eccentric but charming man with a heart full of love for dogs.
However, there was one thing he absolutely despised – having to carry around his beloved pooch’s poop during their daily walks.
This, he thought, was a very undignified chore that marred the beauty of the bond between a man and his dog. He knew there had to be a better way.
And so, under the soft glow of a thousand twinkling stars, he set out on a mission – a mission to rid the world of the heinous task of carrying canine waste.
After days and nights filled with relentless tinkering in his backyard, amidst a heap of sketches, discarded prototypes and copious amounts of hallucinatory narcotics, Wilbur finally had his eureka moment.
The idea was as simple as it was revolutionary..
He’d send the poop to the stars!
Introducing: The Float-a-Poo
A dog waste disposal system that employed a portable helium gun, which, when used, sent the dog waste sailing into the sky in a specially designed waste bag. The product comes with 1 Helium cylinder, 1,600 bags, and 1,600 zip ties.
The Float-a-Poo was nothing short of a marvel.
The process was as easy as pie. Collect the waste, insert the Float-a-Poo inflater, fill the bag with helium, tie it shut, and voila! The waste would float away into the sky, free as a bird.
Word spread like wildfire about Wilbur’s invention. Dog lovers far and wide were enchanted by the whimsical idea of watching their troubles float away into the horizon, nestled in colorful balloons.
Parks and streets were now cleaner, and the skies were, well, full of whimsical floating tokens of canine love.
People found joy in not only the action of watching poop slowly float away into the sky, but also the little ceremonies the Float-a-Poo initiated.
The Float-a-Poo was not just a product, it was a movement, a statement of freedom from the shackles of poop-scooping duty.
- Birthday parties were now celebrated with a Float-a-Poo release, sending the waste of the honored canine guest skyward, amidst laughter and cheer.
- Romantic evenings were spent under the starry sky, as couples released a Float-a-Poo bag together, making wishes as they watched it float away.
The Float-a-Poo brought communities together, gave them a reason to smile, and made the world a cleaner, happier place, one float at a time.
Wilbur Doo was hailed as a hero, a liberator from the tyranny of the poop bag. His genius was celebrated throughout the lands, and the legend of the Float-a-Poo lived on, a tale told with a twinkle in the eye and a smile on the lips.
And so, with a heart full of joy and a sky full of poop, the town and its happy dogs lived merrily, wagging their tails in joy at the sheer genius of the Float-a-Poo, the invention that brought whimsy, laughter, and a poop-free path to their lives.
The Float-a-Poo was nothing short of a whimsical wonder, a soaring spectacle that turned a mundane task into a magical experience. And as they watched the colorful poop bags float away into the sunset, they knew, life was good, and the skies were the limit!
How to Use The Float-A-Poo
- 1. Collect your dog’s waste into a waste bag,
- 2. Insert the float-a-poo inflater and fill the bag with helium
- 3. Tie the waste bag shut
- 4. Let go and watch it float away into the sky with your dogs poop so that you don’t have to carry it on you or take it to a trashcan
- 5. Smile, because you're now a doo-doo disposal BOSS.
Disclosure: The Float-a-Poo is a Prank 🙂
