“YOU DID IT PUNK, WE KNOW YA DID! NOW YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND LIFE IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!”
If you’ve always wanted to figure out if someone is pulling the wool over your eyes, or other such terms for lying;
this hand-shocking lie detector test is the gadget for you.
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Misleading
“YO, YOU BEEN MISLEADING ME, NOW TAKE THIS LIE DETECTOR THING.”
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Dissembling
“Pardon me, have you been dissembling right beneath my very monocle?”
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Dissimulating
“You’d better be dissimulating that you are my egg sandwich.”
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Double-crossing
“Double-crossing me?! Now on my Swatch-Watch! Strap on this lie detector!”
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Double-dealing
“I sense some double-dealing all up in this room. WAS IT YOU?!”
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Equivocating
“Had you not been equivocating, according to this lie detector result, we could have been partying. Now, no partying.”
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Falsifying
“The lie detector test is vibrating! You’re falsifying with all that fake news up in here!”
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Fibbing
“damn...u been fibbing, bro.”
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Inventing
“Sounds like you’re the Thomas Edison...of inventing lies!”
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Misrepresenting
“According to the buzz on this test, you have been misrepresenting all along!”
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Misstating
“Are you misstating the facts, my good chap?”
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Prevaricating
“It smells like some darn prevaricating all up in here.”
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Two-timing
“Myself and this micro-electric lie detector test will not stand for any more two-timing!”
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Committing Perjury
“Judge Ito will not allow you to commit perjury, my good man!”
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Deceitful
“You deceitful little snail, take this fabulous lie detector test!”
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Mendacious
“Wait, what the hell does mendacious mean?”
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Perfidious
“Umm.”
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Shifty
“You shifty, son...shifty like Shifty Shellshock according to this test.”
Though the micro-electric lie detector test can either buzz or vibrate, the thing it does every time is guarantee the most reliable fun on planet earth.
Perfect for truth or dare, party games, or trying to send someone to solitary confinement for life.
No longer sit in concern, wondering “Hey, am I being lied to? Is that person being mendacious? Shifty? Perfidious?”
Whip out the micro-electric lie detector and get to work.
There’s nothing more satisfying than catching someone lying…oh, wait – yes there is: catching someone telling the truth.
Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about.
“Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies, delusions of grandeur.” Pffft, you’ll show them!
Pain is the Game With This Lie Detector Test That Proves 100% Accurate Each Time, Every Time.
As if that wasn’t enough, the Shocking Lie Detector has so many other uses. Teach your children the value of honesty using the ultimate teacher, pain!
No one knows who broke the picture of great-grandma Phyllis above the fireplace?
You did take the dog out to pee and don’t understand why it just went on the rug? Let’s see if they stick to their stories when you bring out the Shocking Machine!
The Shocking Lie Detector is Such a Fun Toy!
I bought this lie detector for my son's 8th birthday without expecting the accuracy of a polygraph. It became one of his favorite toys that he started carrying around to ask questions to literally everyone. We all loved it. Even our neighbors are enjoying the toy and everybody's laughing. Some times with a little scream. It hurts a little bit when it zaps. - Amazon Review
Product SKU: 60140000
Product Brand: Funtoyworld
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 15.90
Price Valid Until: 2027-03-27
Product In-Stock: InStock
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