You’re an adult, you should be doing awesome stuff like drinking too much, chopping wood or wildly just kicking at stuff for no apparent reason.
Ankle anchors are a new product that will literally keep children in one spot. Just strap the device around their ankles and they won’t be able to move an inch. They’ll be completely immobile, so you can finally do things without them getting in the way or bothering you. And if they happen to start crying or making noise, the device also comes with a built-in soundproofing feature so you won’t have to hear a thing.
Ankle Anchors are the ultimate solution to keep your child in place so you can do all of the things a grown adult deserves to do.
Here's How These Ankle Anchors Work:
Yes, it’s that simple!
Worry no more about if they accidentally fell down the stairs or crawled into your Colorado candy stash and made a mess.
But don’t take it from us!
Listen to these real live user testimonials:
Another of our many Anchor Ankle Weights success stories, fantastic!
We know you’re ready to smash that BUY button like hack comedian Carrot Top smashes watermelons, but don’t buy one just yet – because you may want to buy two…or more when we let you in on this little secret!
Kids Ankle Anchors can be used on adults and animals, too!
Imagine anchoring down everyone in sight! They’re just stuck there, doing nothing, not bothering you while you go about your business.
You could even take up playing pool or going for walks in the park again!
Ankle Weight Anchors for Kids are Truly a Blessing.
Purchase your Ankle Anchors today, they keep others down so you can get up and do anything you want!
These Ankle Weight Anchors for kids are hilarious!
I horrified my older sister on Christmas eve when I gave this to her and told her it was from my 10 year old son to her 6 year old very rambunctious boy. I acted really excited and she totally bought it. Being an overly worrying, semi-helicopter parent, she thanked me and asked if it was safe. To which I replied "I think so, anyway he'll love it!" Her son was nearby and, as if on cue, came running over yelling "I wanna play with the FIRE!!" Finally her husband saw it and when he said it must be a joke I confessed. We all had a really good laugh and it made the Christmas party much more interesting. I love these gag gift boxes!! -Amazon Review
Product SKU: 14111601
Product Brand: Prank-O
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 7.98
Price Valid Until: 2026-02-25
Product In-Stock: InStock