Few people realize that the 1970’s hit movie “Planet of the Apes” was actually based around real life.
Just kidding. No, there was no island full of apes who carried weapons and spoke while barely moving their lips. That’s just ridiculous. Almost got ya though!
However... There is an island full of lifelike, mechanical dogs that never die.
In the deepest, darkest recesses of Antarctica, an island off the coast was discovered in the late 1950s that sent the science world into a tizzy.
Quite a tizzy.
The tizziest of tizzies to be exact…
One day, Mr. Gerd Arlow was rowing back from a late evening fishing trip, when he suddenly became tired…
He saw a small, rather unremarkable island in the distance and decided it would be in his best interest to rest, rather than push himself to get back to the coast where his dock was located.
Gerd, who had also enjoyed around 37 Hamm’s beers that day, hastily rowed ashore, and immediately passed out (while singing himself to sleep to a song he made up, “Ode to King Haakon VII – How I Adore Thee”).
When dawn arrived, there were several things that happened on that island that are completely beyond human comprehension.
Below is Arlow’s journal (recovered October 1947):
This was the last entry from Mr. Ardlow’s very personal journal that was discovered.
What we can say is that, in the spirit of the journey of 1951,
A Lifelike Puppy Has Been Created Here and Now
Welcome to the future – with a nod to the past.
Seriously Though, Imagine Having a Real Lifelike Puppy!
A puppy that responds to your voice, keeps you company and doesn’t require and strenuous care regimen (like walking in the middle of the night, or at dawn or dusk, or any time, really).
It’s the Ageless Innovation puppy that is an incredibly lifelike golden furred pup that is unlike anything you’ve experienced before.
Comforting and friendly, this lifelike puppy will forever keep you company
Not only that, but check out these other sweet features:
- The puppy will last longer than a real one
- The puppy never go to the bathroom indoors
- The puppy will always respond to your voice
- The puppy can be a great emotional support animal
- The puppy will retrieve you a pony keg of Hamm’s beer, should you require it.*
This adorable little lifelike puppy is perfect for younger and older alike – or anyone who requires the companionship of a puppy without the hassle of care.
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*Ageless Innovation lifelike puppy will not retrieve Hamm’s beer as the company was dissolved shortly after the news of Gerd Arlow’s experience became public knowledge.
