Lip Plumper

Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.

Everyone wants them.

Too bad yours are as thin as a piece of string. If you’ve been in a slump since Kylie broke the internet but want to take a more natural route, boy do we have the tool for you. Make your pout on point with this lip plumper tool. In a matter of seconds, this small red tool will suction to your lips and give you that full lip-look in a matter of seconds.

Transform from a sad civilian to a Maybelline model. Using this red gadget to eats up your lips and spits them out three sizes larger. Letting you achieve you that signature Instagram duck face look.

So watch out world, there’s about to be a lot more full lip ladies out here.

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