James is a goat.
You may be asking yourself, “Why on earth would the heir to a soap fortune be screaming all the time?”
Good question, and an easy one to answer:
James be crazy.
“Crazy James the Screamin’ Goat” is what his family, friends, neighbors and every farmer east of the Mississippi call him.
What they don’t know…
is the real reason he screams…
“Why wouldn’t everyone on the planet want to celebrate me?” his screams say.
“I am the greatest goat in existence” those screams say.
“Could someone check and see if there’s a thorn from the brambles in my ankle” the screams echo.
The Screaming Goat statue and associated picture book will make you scream with delight like a goat as the statue even mimics the sound you know so well.
Forget about those videos of screaming goats…this sweet little package brings it to life. Here are several places you might consider keeping the screamin’ goat statue:
1. In Your Mailbox
When the postman gets a gander at this little beauty, he’ll squeal with delight, and maybe even leave you the $31 million dollar Publisher’s Clearing House check.
3. Your Bedside Table
Quickly get to the sound of a screaming goat at any time of the night or morning simply by pressing the button. You know what they say, “Ain't no dream like the dream you have after pressing a screaming goat statue.”
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