The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games.
Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes.
The Bigger Challenge:
How will the contestants stay reasonably clean and presentable during this strenuous challenge?
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), the contestants are on a national scale.
The competition is serious.
Snacks being eaten at the games include:
And the killer? COOL RANCH DORITOS with EXTRA COOL RANCH DUST.
How can a competitor possibly dive his or her hands into an enormous bag of chips like this and come out looking even reasonably presentable to the viewers watching at home?
This can’t happen.
How will the competitors survive the embarrassment and potential loss of self-identifying fingerprints?
Easy. They all are required to use food-grade silicon made Finger Covers called “Chip Fingers.”
“Beer Belly” Brad wears the Chip Fingers
Even “Cosmic Chip” Shelly wears 'em.
The gold medal-winning Barry “Two Ton Tostitos” Terry Swears by the Chip Fingers.
So, what about you?
Thankfully, in 2037, it’s commonplace for the chip and snack connoisseur to wear Chip Fingers.
But these days, it’s still an undiscovered jewel in the world of snack enjoyment.
We’re proud to present you with the next level of chip accessories in the here and the now:
Chip Fingers allows those dainty little digits of yours to stay clean. No more licking your fingers like you’re some sort of gorilla-cat hybrid who just ate a handful of fig seeds. Gross-out.
Chip Fingers are the solution to all of your snack induced woes.
Here are several mind-blowing reasons you should heavily consider picking up the ultra-premium, delightful Chip Fingers:
Whether it’s for you, or a championship level snacker friend, Chip Fingers will change your life, forever.
Honestly, you may as well a pallet of these now and just go on and change your name to Chip Fingers.