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The Farting Animals Coloring Book

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We all do it. Fourteen times per day on average. Some of us hide it, some of us own it, and some of us blame it on the dog. Of course, we are talking about farts! Whether it’s the smelly kind, the machine gun kind, the silent but deadly kind, or the ‘sweet Jesus this is an emergency, and I need a change of pants’ kind, farting is simply funnier and cuter when animals do it.

Folks, it’s time you feast your eyes on the fantastic flatulence-filled coloring book featuring furry friends farting freely!

This is not your average animal coloring book – this one is full of farts and fun!

Who says flatulence can’t be flattering?

With the Farting Animals Coloring Book, you can create a colorful gas masterpiece and blame it on the horse, hippo, kitten, giraffe, or other furry fart factories of your choosing. Baby elephant? More like a butt-burping smellephant. The Labrador has a treat for you, and it’s called an air biscuit. The cute and kind Chinese Panda is steaming up fresh butt dumplings and serving them on a bamboo platter.

Listen closely, and you might hear the squirrel let out a cheek squeak. Don’t let the tuxedo fool you; that adorable Penguin just laid an egg. The otter doesn’t wear pants, so why is he playing the trouser trumpet? The list goes on…(okay, one more before the wiener dog clears the room with some mustard gas).

From the gaseous goat to the tooting toucan, our farting animals are sure to tickle your funny bone (and your nostrils)! Our talented artists have captured every rip-roaring detail of these farting fauna, from the lifted tails to the surprised expressions.

And don’t worry about running out of colors – this book comes with a plethora of perfect pigments to paint those poots. Pick up your pencils and prepare for a playful parade of puffs and poofs!

Now you don’t have to go to the aquarium to see dolphins blow some bubbles!

Answer the call of the wild burrito and color nature’s noxious fumes any way you’d like. This hilarious and fun coloring book will make humans of all ages giggle with delight, guaranteed. The book includes twenty animals in all, each one breaking wind shamelessly as if no one were watching. Just be thankful these turtle burps are only pictures hanging on the fridge. It’s time to put the ‘art’ back in fart. Wait…did you hear that? I think someone stepped on a duck.

Whether you’re looking for a gift for that special someone who appreciates alliteration and anal acoustics or just want to add some humor to your coloring collection, this farting animals coloring book is sure to be a hit. Get yours now to let the fun times roll and laughter commence!

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