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Say goodbye to costly toilet paper…forever!

Did you know that the average human being spends 97.3%* of their life on the toilet?

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Most people have dozens of ledgers, quill pen and ink well within inches of their throne.

As the epicenter of home entertainment, the toilet is a very important place. Here are just a few of the things people do while on the old yurt n’ squirt:

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Did you know that 6/10 people note that the poop stoop is their preferred location to craft?

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Not only do they bring in supplies like glue, construction paper and rulers – many people use their toilet as command central for larger projects like abstract painting and kiln work.

With so much emphasis on how much time, work and energy is spent on the toilet, why would anyone ever want to add the insanely arduous task of having to wipe themselves onto the pile?

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Gross out.

You’re better than that!

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Let the bathroom be the place you do work.

The place to enjoy life.

The place to spend hours upon hours of time scrolling through photos of people’s lunch on social media.

Let the Roto Wipe take care of the archaic toilet paper roll’s roll.

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The Roto-Wipe will clean your behind and leave it sparkling fresh.

Frankly, your backside will love it so much, it might grow a mouth just to utter the words “Thank you.”

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The Roto-Wipe is easily installed onto your toilet and automatically senses how horrifyingly disgusting your region south of the border is and gets to work.

No more worrying about having to waste your time using seven or right rolls of toilet paper.

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The new, handy dandy Roto Wipe makes it so you don’t need to use your dandy hand anymore.

Is the local grocery store, 7-Eleven, Wal-Mart, Target, Staples, Office Depot and McDonalds all out of toilet paper?

Boom. Roto Wipe.

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Are your “friends” also “out” of toilet paper?

Boom. Roto Wipe.

Save time, money and the nightmare of having to wipe yourself with Roto-Wipe.

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Ok, ok – we have to break the news to you at some point… it’s not a real thing.

BUT, we do have good news:

Roto Wipe is another awesome prank gift box!

The Roto Wipe, while not an actual device is something you might want to make yourself. Just be safe. Don’t use a tire…way too big (not that we know from experience or anything).

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Last update on 2022-08-31 / This post may contain affiliate links which may give us a commission at no additional cost to you. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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