Imagine a world where you could go out in public and wear whatever you wanted.
Feel like screaming out the score of last night’s football game with commentary about the halftime show? Awesome.
How about cackling as loud as you can about the ingredients to make the best buffalo chicken dip, with references to how delicious it will be (but also hot to your tender little taste buds). Great. Have at it.
What if you wanted to not shave for a few decades, put permanent tattoos on your forehead and wear earrings that were so long they dangled all the way down to the floor and seemed to make music from the soundtrack of the movie Hostel while you walked?
The people who may not be gainfully employed or completely full of intelligence are yours to bring to life in stunning color.
Live the life you’ve always wanted: