Imagine a world where you could go out in public and wear whatever you wanted.
Denim jacket from 1978. No pants. A flip-flop made out of flamingo feathers.
Feel like screaming out the score of last night’s football game with commentary about the halftime show? Awesome.
How about cackling as loud as you can about the ingredients to make the best buffalo chicken dip, with references to how delicious it will be (but also hot to your tender little taste buds). Great. Have at it.
What if you wanted to not shave for a few decades, put permanent tattoos on your forehead and wear earrings that were so long they dangled all the way down to the floor and seemed to make music from the soundtrack of the movie Hostel while you walked?
Great success!
Welcome to the world of WalMart
Sure, the savings are great – but the people are even better.
People watching can turn from spectator sport to full time job at your local WalMart, and it is as horrifyingly hilarious as you would expect.
The People of WalMart coloring book makes you the champion of the underdogs.
The people who may not be gainfully employed or completely full of intelligence are yours to bring to life in stunning color.
By coloring in the lives of the WalMart Elite, you can make your life as full as their carts on a Sunday afternoon shopping spree.
Live the life you’ve always wanted:
- Add blue hair to the woman who for some reason always has rainbow colored hair.
- Add random bruises and paper cuts to the poor guy who looks like he’s been working several feet under the ground for the last hundred years.
- Dust off the beard hair from the guy who appears to have left the barber chair mid-way through his appointment.
- Make accessories for the guy who may or may not have been kicked out of his apartment just seconds ago.
- Add more gold chains to the middle-aged woman who for some reason is wearing several thousand dollars worth of jewelry, but doesn’t seem to quite be able to figure out how to brush her teeth in the morning.
The winners of WalMart are here with The People of Walmart coloring book, and you can bring them into your home to help spruce up that wonderful feeling of “oh, no” you have every time you see them.
