Many very intellectually advanced people in America have high praise for the wonderfully captivating and famous television star Captain Kangaroo.
If you’re unfamiliar, first, let us welcome you out from underneath that gross old rock you’ve been living in. Let us refer to Wikipedia to catch you up on Mr. Kangaroo:
“Captain Kangaroo was an American children's television series that aired weekday mornings on the American television network CBS for 29 years, from 1955 to 1984, making it the longest-running nationally broadcast children's television program of its day.”
Cool story, right bro?
You know what that dude didn’t do? Jump hella high.
Welcome to the Skyrunner Jumping Kangaroo Stilts
Hold onto your pouches, because it’s about to get funky and jumpy all up in here.
The Skyrunner Jumping Stilts were built well after Captain Kangaroo
(And with good reason – it took them just a bit longer to out rank him.) We’ll call these the First Lieutenant Kangaroo.
The Kangaroo Shoes do it all: help you jump higher, be taller and BE AWESOME.
You might be wondering, “Will these kangaroo shoes help me be a better athlete?”
Umm…yep. Big time.
They’ll not only make you do everything better, you’ll look awesome doing it.
Imagine creeping onto a basketball court at your local gym wearing these beasts. You’ll be like a superhero walking in with his cape on.
Imagine wearing these things off the court, just to be amazing.
Let’s say your neighbor down the street is having a party.
They’ve got all the regulars there:
- The boring guy who drinks too much seltzer
- The older woman who has a tan that looks like she’s been vacationing on the sun
- Even the little kids who won’t stop talking and eating chocolate syrup from the squeeze container.
Everyone’s sitting around in their oddly interesting chairs talking about whatever boring stuff they talk about. Probably old Captain Kangaroo shows.
All of a sudden, here you come, bombing through the area on the Skyrunner Kangaroo Stilts.
Immediate applause, astonishment, awe.
You, my fine friend, are undoubtedly the hit of the party.
Since you’ve got an extra bunch of inches on the southside, you start calling for one of those chocolate syrup mouthed kids to toss you a basketball.
And you start dunking like a damn maniac.
^ This could be you.
Now all of a sudden, the party is going nuts.
The BBQ is flaming, the drinks are flowing, the dunks are happening, all because you brought the ruckus with the Kangaroo stilts.
The Kangaroo Shoes do it all...
They’re fun, help you run, make you bounce like a kangaroo, and kids and adults love them all the same.
These Kangaroo Shoes are AWESOME!
They should redesign it so that your legs could be more naturally closer together - there is too much bulk on the side to allow you to move your legs straight ahead. They are very easy to get used to with practice right away. No regrets on the purchase! So much fun! -Amazon Review
Product SKU: B00M4DLWRG
Product Brand: Skyrunner
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 280.00
Price Valid Until: 2026-02-12
Product In-Stock: InStock
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