The marks of your lovely little furry children are visible throughout the house. A thin film of fur covers every piece of furniture. A poster hangs on the wall with a kitten clinging to a branch, the words “Hang in there” emblazoned across the bottom. The ratio of cat furniture to human furniture is nearing two-to-one. It’s almost perfect, but if you’re honest with yourself, it may have crossed too far into the realm of the tragic. You still want to have friends and family come back again, you just want them to leave feeling unsettled and a little bit concerned for you.
That’s why you need the Hot Dog Pet Bed; a bright island of quirky color in the ocean of grey, fur-covered living room.
Plus, it’s totally washable, so you can ensure that it always remains just as clean, crisp and hot-diggity-doggy as the day you bought it.
Just imagine the look on your guests’ faces when they walk in and get hit by the wave of hot dog scent from all the hot dogs you’ve been cooking, their eyes adjusting to the gloom, the familiar smell settling into their faces, and then their eyes land on the Hot Dog Pet Bed.
They will no longer think you just love hot dogs and cook them way too much. They’ll know it’s your adorable little kitty or puppy inside it, playing the role of Frankfurter in this fun little production.
Watch as their eyes open in awe at the beauty and wonder of the hot-dog pet bed, and their expression warms.
Who could deny the super fun quirkiness of a pet on a hot dog?
They will leave thinking of you as a slightly weird oddball with a fun sense of humor, not some weirdo with too many pets who cooks too many hot dogs!