If there is one thing a pet loves to do, it’s swing!
“I’ve got quite a bit of acreage here” he mused to himself, “I bet I’ve peed on almost all of it” he said smugly.
“I’ve never made anything of this land other than a public restroom. What kind of pup am I to not take advantage of this gorgeous land?”
Colonel Ruffington Barksly III knew then and there he needed to get to work, and not the kind of work that resulted in a yard full of poop. Real work. Dog work.
He began sketching out a design that would forever change both the landscape of his yard – and playtime for millions of animals around the planet for centuries to come.
What was a simple bolt of imagination quickly took shape as a rough drawing on an old cedar shingle.
Sir Barksly worked day and night, night and day making his idea of a pet swing come to life.
Weird that he was a dog who had trousers on, right? But he did.
His dreams as a dog who could swing were finally achieved.
Ok, ok, so, here’s the real deal: you can’t actually own the pet swing. But…
You may be wondering – “Yeah, I like the prank gift box…but whatever became of that old mutt?”
Believe it or not, Barksly became a bit of a local legend.
Then one day, it happened. Barksly had built up strong momentum on the swing. The harness broke after so much friction and usage – and Barksly went soaring into the sky.
Legend has it that every once in a while, you see a dog with wings fly over that same estate – peeing from the sky.