Many people think “Gosh, I am completely useless.”
Deep within the caverns of the universe, an invention was brought forth to solve the ills of the “useless feeling people.”
The explorer who found it realized immediately how a box could profoundly change the world.
Weeks later he began mailing out these gifts to people of the world.
Check out these actual responses after just one use of the USELESS BOX:
The USELESS BOX will not only reveal the secrets of the universe to you, it’s absurdly fun.
Push the lever it opens, hits the button and closes. Repeat forever. Live. Laugh. Love. The Useless Box.
Not sold on the wonders of the USELESS BOX as the planet’s most important gift for you, a loved one, an enemy or even an imaginary friend?
Check out just some of the awards the USELESS BOX has won in the last week:
- “WINNER: Greatest Thing Ever Created” - God Awards, 2020
- “FIRST PLACE: Nobel Prize Awards” - Unanimous Vote, 2020
- “MOST LIKELY TO REPLACE THE WHOOPEE CUSHION AS THE MOST USED PRANK OF THE YEAR” - Lincoln Middle School Superlatives, 2020
The USELESS BOX, once activated, will immediately open your third eye to a dimension you may not be used to. You’ll see the inner workings of the soul, the cosmos and also learn quickly how to make your own vegan chicken nuggets that taste almost as good as the real thing. Oh, and Latin. You’ll learn Latin. Maybe even how to decipher hieroglyphics. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
- Disclaimer
Very cool small size useless box that looks & works awesome!
Very nice looking, made well, works perfect! Sticky paper protected the acrylic nicely, no scratches at all. Wasn't as hard to remove as some have said if you loosen the screws as you peel it off then retighten them as you go and use an exacto knife to start the corners keeping the paper in one or two pieces per side. Only took me 15 or 20 minutes and I was expecting to have to do it before I bought it because I read the reviews so hey it was fun and something to do during quarantine right! - Amazon Review
Product SKU: 52140000
Product Brand: Sansheng
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 20.99
Price Valid Until: 2027-12-31
Product In-Stock: InStock
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