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Introducing the most epic product of all time: a real lightsaber. Pick your jaw up off the ground. We know. We know. It’s out of control awesome.

It goes without saying… There are numerous benefits to being passive-aggressive in your dealings with other people (also known as “simpletons”). The issue with simpletons is that they are far, far inferior to the brilliance that people like you bring to this planet. You’re a genius.  You’re thoughtful, kind, compassionate. You deal with all situations properly and with […]

Cut the crap, web surfer. We’re about to introduce you to the man who is going to change your life. A man who is so legendary, that you should bow down before him. The king of pranks. The prince of hilarity. The jester of good times. Ladies and gentleman, boys and squirrels, children of all […]