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HI, MY NAME IS PRISON MIKE. THEY CALL ME PRISON MIKE BECAUSE I’VE BEEN IN PRISON. AND MY NAME IS MIKE. You think it’s all fancy dances and handshakes in prison? Well let me tell you, buddy, it’s not. It’s not waking up leisurely at quarter past eight while a butler gives you a nice […]


You seem stressed out a little bit lately, is everything OK? Come on, why are you so anxious? Seems Like You May Need an Electric Head Massager… I mean, it’s not like we’re in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, right? That would be crazy, right?! The way you’re acting, you’d think the Pentagon released […]


My name is Cornelius J. Feline and I have a tale I’d like to tell you about what it’s like being a cat. That’s right – I’m a cat. A cat who has always wanted more out of life. You may wonder why cats are precocious. Suspicious. Skeptical and downright anti-social at times.The answer to […]


Introducing the Inflatable Truck Bed Pool – because why settle for a boring old swimming pool when you can have one in the back of your truck? Let’s sit down and talk for a minute. Serious talk. It’s time to kick things up a notch in that pick-up truck of yours which lacks a truck […]


Looking for a pet that’s out-of-this-world adorable? Look no further than Pet Sea Monkeys! These amazing little creatures are not only cute as can be, but they’re also super easy to care for. Just add water and watch them grow! Picture the first time you ever went to SeaWorld. Smell the saltwater emanating from what […]


Look, if you are anything like a rockstar, you’ve always wanted the fame and the fortune that comes with being a rock star, but not just any rock star, you wanted to be the heartbeat of the band, the one that keeps everyone else in check… the Drummer. Just picture it, with a little practice […]


Congratulations! It’s a new baby! As opposed to an old baby, which, let’s be honest would be super weird. Last thing your lady friend would want is to give birth to an 86 year old retired accountant who all of a sudden immediately starts hounding the happy couple about their lack of diversified stock portfolio. […]

Pillow fights first came into prominence in the royalty circle of Richard the Lionheart in 1189. Sure, you’re reading this like, “Yeah, dude, I know He was the son of Duke Robert of Normandy, also called ‘Robert the Devil’, and of Herlev (also known as Arlette), whose father, Fulbert, was a tanner: a trade deemed […]


“One Lego set to rule them all, One Lego set to find them, One Lego set to bring them all. and in the darkness bind them.” That’s right young hobbit lords, a lego set replicating HELM’S DEEP.  Act Fast! The Uruk-Hai Are Coming! If Aragorn is right, there are at least 10,000 Uruk-hais on their way right now! That’s a sh%& ton […]


Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment, in every moment. But, what if Unicorns really are just a bunch of jerks???  Sure, they’re all mystical and magical and whatnot, but can you really trust them?  This hilarious unicorn coloring book takes a closer look at these so-called creatures of light, exposing them for […]

It’s Time. Time To Be Cool. Time To Play Capture The Flag! The cool kids in every single 1980’s movie had a few things in common: Awesome hair. Each follicle probably drenched to the tippy top with Aqua Net hairspray. That was the coolest way to make your hair look unnaturally stiff and also deplete […]


Even children are smart enough to know that robots are taking over the world. Between artificial intelligence, voice-activated everything and the future landscape of employment basically being taken over by lines of code, where can we turn for comfort? Who could possibly help our kids in such uncertain times? We’ll tell you who: this friggin’ […]


What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every single second of your life with […]


It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate the hunger that is bellowing deep […]


Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, people of all ages! May we introduce you to…the future! A future that is bright, bold, beautiful – and stunningly within reach today! My name is Buster C. Lightbulb and I am here to introduce you to a product that will change your life. The Color Changing Light Panels, […]


Worried you might crash one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. And legally, you shouldn’t be on your phone while driving. Jeez. But, you’re too cool for rules, so – an invention had to be made. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at […]

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