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Bluetooth Beanie Cap

Don’t you hate it when you’re jibbing down the mountain on your board and all you have to listen to is the wind flying past your ears? Obviously, you can’t throw on some earphones unless you have some sort of crazy death wish. But with the Soundbot Bluetooth Beanie...

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$16.99

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Bubble Wrap Suit

Do you have a desire to pledge allegiance to the Zoltan? Have an obsession with popping bubble wrap? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck? Enter the Bubble Wrap Suit All of...

$24.95

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Craft Beer Scented Candles

I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...

$9.95

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Hand Shocking Lie Detector

Up Your Detective Game with this Lie Detector Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about. “Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies,...

$19.99

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Rainbow Cloud Floaty

It is time to become Katy Perry in your new cloud-pool water floaty. How will you accessorize while floating in a cloud over the water at Miami Beach? Maybe a purple wig is in order, and don’t forget about the ice cream cone boobs. Women and men from all...

$42.99

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License Plate Flipper

Have 2 separate license plates, and you’re tired of constantly switching them like a peasant? Want to play a spy? Trying to do hoodrat shit with your friends? Like just to be prepared? Are you an actual criminal? Well now, you can live out those dreams and potentially more,...

$174.90

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Piggy Back Rider

Kids love to climb all over sore backs, but with this travel gear carrying around your baby is effortless. Are you a traveling parent? This piggyback rider is a must have to add to your backpacking gear collection. Become the next internet sensation with your cutie riding on your...

$110

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Game of Thrones Clue Game

Murder is a common theme in Game of Thrones. Just when you get attached or start sympathizing with a character…boom! They’ve been barbequed with wildfire or had their throat sliced end to end like a sacrificial goat. More than 30 characters died in the season six finale, and yet...

$34.57

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keep condiments safe with the car condiment holder

In-Car Condiment Holder

It’s time to take the plunge. It’s time to get yourself an in-car sauce holder. Let’s be honest; your body is too far gone to have any real hope of getting back in shape. You’re never going to be the fittest person on the planet, and you’ll be damned...

$5.99

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Brain Tricking Flavored Cup

Keep yourself uber hydrated with this brain tricking flavored cup. No losers still drink ordinary water anymore. All anyone ever wants is that expensive flavored La Croix or Perrier. You need to keep your health in check though! Now you can drink water while still keeping up your street cred...

$29.95

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Talking Toilet Paper Holder

Do you ever get lonely during your long hours on the toilet? Do you ever want some company or just a friend to talk to? Or show your presence when someone else is in your bathroom? Turn an average trip to the bathroom into a laughing matter with the...

$14.99

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Bazooka Water Gun

Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...

$13.49

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Hand-Forged Viking Ax

The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your ax! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an ax?? Well then, this hand-forged Viking ax is just the thing for you. What kind of Viking do you think you are, wandering about unarmed? Honestly, it’s like you don’t...

$149.99

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Creepy Coin Eater

Oh, the Poetic Irony Lord have mercy on us all, what foul creature hath thou wrought? Now, for a low low price, you can own the soul of a former banker, forever imprisoned in this hellish piggy bank. Frozen, save for a mouth that can open just wide enough...

$14.99

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Robot Lawn Mower

Your robotic lawn mower’s name is ROB; he is the perfect addition to your home and garden power tool needs. ROB likes to cut your grass by himself; no human interaction is needed. Humans are no longer required. ROB will take over; his sharp blades have a fetish for...

$1300

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The Galaxy Flowers

Calling all Humans to reconnect with the earth and plant flowers today! But don’t just plant any flower, plant the galaxy. These purple galaxy flowers will make everyone want to come over to your house and trip on hallucinogenic drugs. Plant! Before making plans to get delusional with...

$7.89

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Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator

The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece. If you are waking up next to a stranger, an old mistake, or a shape you can’t quite make out, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any pancake frown upside down....

$12.99

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Magnetic Cell Phone Mount

Worried you might crash and die one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at his phone than the car in front of him. So don’t be that guy. Unfortunately, bring that...

$10.99

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The Grammar Cup

MyCozyCups I Before E Weird Mug is perfect to sip your tea in front of your English teacher, your always right grammar police friends, or that kid that throws out novelty sayings for no reason or relevance. The I before E weird mug is like drinking your comeback and...

$13

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Hands-Free Umbrella

I am just going to come right out and ask, do you want everyone to talk about you? You don’t have to admit it to anyone else, but you don’t need to lie to yourself while reading. This is the conversation piece of the year, imagine yourself at a...

$13.99

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World’s Okayest Employee Mug

How do you communicate to your boss and fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other day. Doing...

$12.99

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Talking Chucky Doll

The perfect gift for any fan who has been looking to add to their horror movie memorabilia collection. Or any freak who enjoys deadly dolls in their home. Based on the original 1988 horror movies, you can own this terrifying little doll of the leading man himself, Chucky. Any horror...

$69.99

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Worlds Smallest Violin

We all have that friend from work. Let’s call her Karen. Karen thinks she’s the center of the Universe. Karen thinks that Bobby from accounting has a crush on her because he smiled at her once during the office Christmas party. When Karen looks at Bobby, she sees hearts...

$16.95

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Double Nester 2-Person Hammock

Float among the trees in this double nester hammock. We understand the desire to reconnect with nature. The earth is full of electric charge that our bodies evolved alongside with since the caveman days. But sleeping like a caveman on the hard rocky ground with bugs swarming around you...

$450

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