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electric hover shoes for adults
Look around. Right now. Look at what’s around you. Items. What’s exciting about that? Not much. Not much joy is derived from that picture on the wall. The seat you’re in. That piece of furniture over in the corner. Oh, and look at all that reading material over there....
$472.49
toys for days
Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...
$19.99
hand-forged authentic viking axe
The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your ax! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an ax?? Well then, this hand-forged Viking ax is just the thing for you. What kind of Viking do you think you are, wandering about unarmed? Honestly, it’s like you don’t...
$149.99
roast beef sandwich bath
Ugh. The grind of the workweek. You’re up and at’ em every day, and you’re working your tail off for the man. By the time the end of the week arrives, it’s all about a little “you time.” Sit back, relax, enjoy a nice pallet of bacon soda pops...
$15.95
video recording doorbell camera for homes
It’s common knowledge that people hate talking to each other, especially when it comes to encounters with strangers.  So when some unexpected person comes to ring your doorbell, you know it’s troubling. The internal battle you’re having. Braving your fears and answering the door to potentially be solicited by...
$199.00
car exhaust whistle prank
In the Autumn of 1916, a man named Barnaby J. Minkles stumbled upon a prank so lively, so wonderful and so outrageous, he was regarded as one of the foremost prank masters of the twentieth century. Minkles worked long hours on the assembly line as a linesman for the...
...hold up, dude. Is it true that beast has a fifty dart drum, comes with 50 darts and is fully motorized? Even Commander Drillstein was reduced to tears of joy when he laid eyes upon the gorgeous CS-50.
$99.99
NASA has been very clear: “On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon.” What NASA has conveniently omitted, in their account of moon landings and space exploration are the details surrounding the first non-human to walk on the moon. Thankfully, we have...
$189.00
The year is 2037. The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games. The challenge: Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes. The bigger challenge: how will the contestants stay reasonably...
$12.29
No more worrying about “other people’s feelings” or “communicating effectively.” A real girlfriend is nothing but an annoyance. How many times do you have to sneak out to the garage to just get five minutes of peace and quiet?
Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...
personal-back-massage-machine
Give yourself a full body massage from the comfort of your own home. No more having to strip down in front of a fragile little massage woman to be greased up like a pig and pray she knows what she’s doing. This hook-shaped massager is designed to reach every...
$29.87
Make fire a part of you. Well, your arm at least. Take hold of one of the greatest, most powerful elements in the palm of your wrist, and unleash your wrath upon: Hot dogs Burgers Steak That bee that’s just waiting for the right moment, but first wants to...
$149.95
Who is the life of the party? Is it the guy who brings all the beer, or the guy that cleans up the beer while dancing in his new house party mop shoes? What if I told you, you could be both those guys? You can be anything you...
$12.00
clue game game of thrones addition
Murder is a common theme in Game of Thrones. Just when you get attached or start sympathizing with a character…boom! They’ve been barbecued with wildfire or had their throat sliced end to end like a sacrificial goat. More than 30 characters died in the season six finale, and yet...
$34.57
folding pocket knife
This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...
$19.99
You think your horticulture game is on fleek don’t you? Damn, son. You have a lot to learn. First of all, “on fleek” isn’t even something people say anymore. It was a thing for like three months back in 2016. Now you want us to take you seriously after...
Sure, Kim Jong-Un has generally been referred to as a “dictator.” OK, maybe he is not the nicest guy in the world, we get it. The potential that he’s awesome and just wants to hang out and boom, you’ve got a new best friend.
$34.95
blah, blah, blah talking push button
Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ endless excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
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Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...
$12.99
The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
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This whale blanket is what every whale wants to see on the humans who pour millions of gallons of trash into their home every day. There’s no better way to watch blackfish then with the whale symbolically winning the battle of survival right on your couch. What better way...
$34.90
Here’s the problem with the world today, my good friend. It’s boring and repetitive. Day in and day out, the same thing happens all the time. All we’re left with, as a tiny glimmer of hope is that something out of the blue will happen to jolt us from...
people of walmart coloring book
The People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book is just the thing for that Zen soul-searcher who has tried everything. You’ve attempted to practice meditation, hour after hour of diligently coloring mandalas and then burning them, to remind you of the futility of labor and the importance of the present....
$10.79
Everyone knows that distracted driving is the best type of driving! If you added up all of the time you spent mindlessly driving, looking at stop signs, pedestrians, red lights, oncoming traffic, and all the other nonsense that being behind the wheel forces you to look at, you’d have...
Not Just a Box of Ladybugs, But a Box of 4,500 Ladybugs A box of ladybugs may seem like an insane thing to purchase anywhere, let alone online, and… it is! That’s why it’s perfect for you. You have spent too long in the shadows, lurking, waiting. You’ve sewn...
$17.99
public toilet survival kit
There are innumerable scary, horrific places on the planet. Abandoned prisons. Long lost asylums. Haunted houses. Though nothing is scarier than a place we have all come into contact with in our lives – a place so terrifying, so nightmare-inducing, so unspeakably grotesque that it’s almost impossible to believe...
brewed 2 burn craft beer scented candle
I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...
Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...
A Regular Ballpoint Pen? That’s not Going to Cut it, My Friend. You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, right? Right?? Of course, you are you forward-thinking genius. You are a tactical self-defense master. Your bunker is all stocked up; your go-bag is ready under your desk at work,...
$16.65
formula for unskrinking clothes
Have you ever tried to shrink an over-sized garment in the dryer and it came out looking like a sweater for a chihuahua? Or perhaps a favorite sweater ended up in there by mistake? We all mess up the wash every so often.  Or every day, but no judgment!...
$11.99
popping fun costume
Do you have a desire to pledge allegiance to the Zoltan? Have an obsession with popping bubble wrap? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck? Enter: The Bubble Wrap Suit All of...
$24.95
thats what she said button
MY NAME IS PRISON MIKE. THEY CALL ME PRISON MIKE BECAUSE I’VE BEEN IN PRISON. AND MY NAME IS MIKE. You think it’s all fancy dances and handshakes in prison? Because let me tell you, buddy, it’s not. It’s not waking up leisurely at quarter past eight while a...
$15.95
manly stick-on mustaches
Oh, you fancy huh? Well, Meet Mr. Moustachio, a fancy gentleman with the manliest mustaches of all time. Some might even say the fanciest. How fancy? This so and so has it all figured out. And by “all,” we, of course, mean “mustaches.” Moustachio is a curious case when...
hangover cure drink
The party doesn’t stop until the hangover kicks in. Then you’re stuck at home all day trying to recover from what feels like death.  The last thing you remember was the pounding music, lights flashing everywhere, and people are raging.  Now all you know is there’s some dried up pizza in...
$35.99
smoking-dry-ice-drink-stirrer-sticks
Take your upcoming party to the next level. Turn your cocktails into a specialty concoction with these dry ice drink stirrers.  Whether you use it for an unforgettable Instagram or making a drink to capture the eye of an onlooker,  you’re sure to impress with these. These stirring sticks are designed to...
$13.95
extravagant expensive gold caviar
Are you a billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something sensible...
$10,360.95
fur pet bed hot dog design
How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I love hot dogs and my dog, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! Quirky, but comfortable for your dog The marks of your lovely little furry children...
$19.50
You’ve got all the riches, and the world knows it. You’re surrounded by wealth, luxury, and all the things the world envies. So how do you ensure you keep all the things you have worked so hard in this life untouched by the mass of humanity that wants nothing...
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rose bouquet of beef jerky
How much do you love beef jerky? How much does your significant other love beef jerky? If the answer to both of these questions is in fact; yes, then this is the bouquet of your dreams. There is no greater declaration of your love of smoked meat, and your...
$69.00
Hi! My name is Cornelius. I am an adult, who was raised by my parents through the things they learned in “How to Traumatize Your Children.” If you ask me, I think it’s a wonderful book. I think it’s a wonderful book filled with amazing techniques to help children...
airtight zipped bag
Picture this: you’re out on the boat, it’s a beautiful day, and there’s a light breeze. Suddenly, the wind picks up, dark clouds gather, and it starts to pour. Normally, you’d freak out and throw your bags into the hold to protect them from the rain. But, with a...
$299.99
Meet Bill the Bull, the inflatable pool bull. Sure, that’s not his official name, but he is a bull without a doubt. This bull has been given the name Bill for a few reasons: Bill is a super sweet name that reminds us of a John Wayne era man’s...
$46.49
YUM sauce
This is it, Morty! This is what the whole thing has been about Morty! My whole character arc. Every crazy caper. Every near-death experience. Mcdonald’s Szechuan sauce Morty! We searched the entire universe for these sweet little individually packaged sauces Morty, and here they were the whole time, right...
$39.98
funny gifts
You don’t need to spend a fortune on gifts for them to be great. The average American spends almost a $1,000 on gifts each holiday season. The trick to gift giving isn’t how much you spend, it’s about getting something they actually want. You are buying a gift for...
fruit-flavored-cup
Keep yourself uber hydrated with this brain tricking flavored cup. Because who still drinks ordinary water anymore? Since when did water become fancy? That colorless, flavorless liquid we all need to live. People are paying $$$ for big brands like Perrier and La Croix. It’s like all anyone ever...
$29.95
a luxurious shower room
Love spending money and also showering like royalty?  Well, you’re about to be pleasantly surprised by an item you likely had no idea existed, until this very moment. Introducing: The 2020 Manhattan Luxury Computerized Steam Power Shower Sauna with Jetted jacuzzi Whirlpool Massage Bathtub Spa with Bluetooth & TV....
$12,990.00
Lord of the Rings Lego Set
“One Lego set to rule them all, One Lego set to find them, One Lego set to bring them all. and in the darkness bind them.” That’s right young hobbit lords, a lego set replicating HELM’S DEEP.  Act Fast! The Uruk-Hai Are Coming! If Aragorn is right, there are at least 10,000 Uruk-hais on their way...
$254.98
gun for self-defense
Have you ever really wanted to add salt to a wound literally, well this is pepper spray but isn’t that close enough? Because now with this SALT defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal. When it comes to self-defense it beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation,...
$349.99
Do you wonder what the person you like is doing in their room? There is no need to wonder anymore when you can stuff this YI camera into any teddy bear. You can see it all, watch the person wake up, get dressed, pick their nose, and dream away...
$57.99
“OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU’RE A CHICKEN!” These are the words hurled at you from a middle school bully as you stand there in stunned silence. It’s Spring. The weather is just starting to break, and winter is but a faint memory. You look around on the playground to find...
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Oh, the Poetic Irony Lord have mercy on us all, what foul creature hath thou wrought? Now, for a low low price, you can own the soul of a former banker, forever imprisoned in this hellish piggy bank. Frozen, save for a mouth that can open just wide enough...
$14.99
fun air gun toy
Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.
$19.50
Memoirs of bae Dear Potential Boyfriend – As a potential partner, I have amassed a list of demands that require your attention prior to us engaging in any sort of relationship. Please note my use of the word “demand.” The list below is not a vague representation of things...
8 ball that is sarcastic and funny
Let’s be real. there are very few things in this world that you can shake and instantly receive an answer from. Honestly, has your brain ever even considered something like that? Sad. Sad that we even had to bring this to your attention. But in sadness, there is hope....
$17.00
Kids love to climb all over sore backs, but with this travel gear carrying around your baby is effortless. Are you a traveling parent? This piggyback rider is a must have to add to your backpacking gear collection. Become the next internet sensation with your cutie riding on your...
The most successful human being that ever lived mastered two things: dreams and emotions. Who was this person of mystery? Her name was Alicia. Alicia lived in a little place you’ve probably never heard of before called New York City, New York (in the United States of America, which...
$47.99
Oh goodness gracious, the humanity! The odor emanating from the human being across from you is horrendous. Awful. Outrageous. You really need a shower. You know the scent. It smells like a mixture of fermented jerky and a public restroom. How did it happen? Why does the person smell...
$99.33
“Show me a person who does not like potato chips, and I will show you a loser.” – Former President Grover Cleveland OK – so there’s no actual, physical or verbal proof that the former President of the United States actually uttered those words. But can you imagine if...
skull head log on fire
Do you feel like your friends aren’t sure how committed you are to the death metal? Are you afraid people think you are joking when you mention human sacrifice? Do you wish your neighbors knew just how much you don’t want them near your backyard fire extravaganza slash piercing...
$49.95
funny poop emoji shaped cake
Getting angry is easy, but getting even instead of angry is hands-down the best option, always, in every situation. Let’s say your ex may have broken up with you on your birthday because, well, you thought that they were just cold-hearted meanies. Well, are you ready for the truth?...
$12.99
virtual reality for dogs and cats
We live in the future. A world of boundless opportunity and endless possibility. A world, where anything can happen at a moment’s notice. An awesome world, where pets can live in a virtual world that caters to their every fancy. Welcome to Pet VR. Population: your pet. The Virtual...
nike-pocket-shoes
The Fanny Pack Sandals Are The Coolest Things Ever. Here’s Why: Want the ease of a fanny pack without the inconvenience of a strap on muffin top? No worries, these sandals have you covered.  Walk around hands-free in these fanny pack sandals by Nike.   These sandals will have you...
$31.93
Are you a big sports fan? Then you are probably well aware of the saying “seeing double” after a good parking lot tale-gate. You have downed a sufficient amount of beer and are having a great time with your buddies, but all the sudden you realize your seats are...
$35.99
It’s 11:27 am. You wake up in your hastily hung hammock in your bedroom with a Mad Magazine on your lap. Your eyes pop open but your vision is somewhat blurry from the night before. You quickly crinkle aside the magazine to reveal your still in the same clothes...
$19.99
alternative method for dog drying
There’s a new way to keep your puppy fluffy. Wondering how everyone else keeps their puppy so cute and fluffy? Thanks to the advanced technology of air power, your furry little love ball of fluff can now experience a spa, in a wind-tunnel. Ever wanted to take your dog...
$49.95
collection of birthday gift ideas
Birthdays are the best times to show someone how much they mean to you. It’s a time for creating memorable moments and showering others with special gifts. Even birthday scrooges agree. But it’s tough deciding whether to go all out on that one unique gift or buy a gift...
dog coin holder
Do you want people to look at you and think, “Wow they have their corgi obsessed life completely together.” Don’t give them a reason to doubt that by adding this corgi butt coin purse to your collection. Take your Corgi obsession to a whole new level Throw that spare...
MEET SARGE, HOST OF COOL HIT NEW VIDEO GAME, EXTREME CHORES! SARGE IS GOING TO WALK YOU THROUGH WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BUTTOCKS KICKER IN THE WORLD OF CHORE LIFE, WHERE IT’S A TAKE NO PRISONERS LIFESTYLE FOLLOWED BY A TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE OF JABS TO...
portable second screen for laptops
LOOK AT YOU ONLY USING ONE SCREEN LIKE A CHUMP. “Oh, bro, you don’t get it, dude, I’m on my laptop bro, it’s only got one screen man.” GROW-UP, SON. IT’S TIME TO GROW UP. Look, we get it. You went to your corner computer shop, got your cute...
$259.00
flash-card-set-with-slang-terms
So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...
$10.35
Picture the first time you ever went to SeaWorld. Smell the saltwater emanating from what seems like everywhere. Think back to the sea lions performing for packed crowds – the water splashing around, the excitement from the audience. Remember that feeling you got in your gut that you can...
$11.99
two person double nester hammock
Float among the trees in this double nester hammock. We understand the desire to reconnect with nature. The earth is full of electric charge that our bodies evolved alongside with since the caveman days. But sleeping like a caveman on the hard rocky ground with bugs swarming around you...
smart-posture-trainer
I know your grandma is rolling over in her grave.  All those times she told you to sit up straight in your chair, and now you’re paying the price for not listening.  Boy, was that a mistake.  But honestly, no one likes a person with bad posture. Learn not to be such...
$169.91
Hands-free phone viewing
Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed millennials...
everyday etiquette how-to guide
Meet Dick (short for Richard). Richard is…well, he’s not one of those people you’d call your pal. Neither is he rich. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Mr. Richard than to apply the four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. It fits Mr. Richard well,...
$13.91
center table cooler for drinks
Have you been looking for something to take your parties to the next level? Something that has everything you need in one place? Something that will make your friends overwhelmingly jealous? This coffee table and drink cooler combo can offer all of that and more, including a glimpse into...
$1299.00
gimmick rubber wine bottle stopper
Nothing reminds you that you’re no longer in college more than an unfinished bottle of wine. One of the first steps of adulthood is prioritizing your early morning meeting tomorrow over a second glass of Merlot. You might as well admit that wine makes you sleepy, grandma, and invest...
$13.97
cell phone jail for iphones and android phones
The Cell Phone Jail: The world’s smallest jail cell for your overzealous cell phone usage is not quite what it seems. Imagine the jungles of Africa, 1981. Hot, dry, unexplored. American traveler Saxon Bingham enters the jungle alone. He discovers a tiny jail cell, empty in the middle of...
$10.89
It’s Raining. But, this time something is different. It feels right. It feels different. It’s like, magic or something. It’s the Hands-Free Umbrella. For the first time ever, you can have TWO FREE HANDS while it’s raining! But there are more benefits to it than just having two hands...
$13.99
best christmas gifts
Are you tired of giving the same old boring Christmas gift that goes unappreciated? Do you want to be the star of gift-giving this holiday season? It can be hard to figure out what to get for Christmas; what is on-trend? Will it be useful? More importantly, will they...
Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together into the mysteries of this 3d LED light bulb, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of...
$14.99
Dear Realistic Baby Doll (A Letter from a 3-year-old): This is a sincere letter of gratitude for all of the wonderful benefits you have provided me. As a three-year-old little girl, you may be surprised as to the limitations placed on me by life, at this point in time....
$139.99
funny animal fridge magnets
Do you like strong magnets and you cannot lie? What about animal butts? Yes? Well, then these dog butt animal fridge magnets are perfect for you, you little weirdo. Most kitchens house traditional fridge magnets, like a free one from a local pizza restaurant and an “I <3 NY”...
$10.00
Waterproof seat protector for dogs
Dog lovers will do anything to make their pet’s lives more enjoyable. And for good reason. Dogs are arguably the only pure things left in the world, so we need to help them at all costs. A two-for-one benefit, this dog car seat cover protects your upholstery and your...
$19.99
If you’ve ever received a gift that you were less-than-thrilled about and wanted to re-gift, you’re not alone. And it’s not just the giving part, it’s receiving too. In fact, one survey suggests that an overwhelming majority of people – 83 percent – are completely comfortable receiving a re-gifted...
best kitchen item
Have you ever woken out of bed thinking of breakfast? It’s a boring thought. That’s why The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece! Worried you might be late for work? Well, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any...
$12.99
bazooka water gun super soaker
Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...
$13.49
Sure, you know your three-month-old is a gentleman and a scholar, but does he look the part? Nothing degrades an academic’s sterling reputation faster than a full-diaper, spit-up stained onesie, and inability to grow facial hair. Fortunately, there’s a simple way to cover up your baby’s faults and transform them into the Rhodes...
Have you ever wondered what happens behind your back? The reality of being a human being is that you can’t naturally look forward and backward at the same time. That sucks. Especially when you take into consideration the things we’ve found out happen while an average person has their...
$14.99
Thy cut is in itself a complete disaster of epic proportions! You know your slice of skin which has caused blood to make itself viewable to the world is embarrassing, yes? As a matter of fact, we are all embarrassed by the cut. It is small. It is slight....
For The First Time Ever, You Can Stare at a screen longer without worrying about the blue light causing headaches! Remember the future of the past? People were all going to be interconnected with gadgets and computers and screens… Everything was going to be all sleek and, like, super...
$41.08
It’s Another Friday Night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can...
While we’re on the subject of you: You’ve been a little passive-aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me. Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER. Just dance around the topic like you’re...
best gifts for women
Do you have trouble finding the perfect gift for the special woman in your life? Whether she’s picky or already seems to have everything she wants, there are innovative gift ideas to make her heart skip a beat. And the internet has made shopping for one-of-a-kind gifts easier than...
Let us take a moment to tell you the story of Johnny “Reverse” Peephole. You may know Johnny for his wonderful invention: The reverse peephole But, do you know how the ingenious invention came to be? Indulge us for a moment as we take you through a brief, but...
$33.42
The Instant Path to Enlightenment To quote the infinitely wise and enlightened Hugh Jackman, “I love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids’ parties for about three years.” Classic Hugh, am I right? He also said, “Meditation is all about the...
Rainbow Unicorn Head is the only way to enter a party, everything else you heard about being fashionably late or how cool it is to not dress in theme, is dead wrong. Rainbow Unicorn Head says, “I am here to party, dance, and f#%& s%$# up, not talk to...
$49.95
Let’s face it, you look awesome with cool sunglasses on. But sometimes, it’s not worth all the hassle to drive all the way to the ancient ruins known as “The Mall” to find a pair, priced $100 over the price of the item from the manufacturer themselves on their...
$15.98
Retired Adults wearing gag gifts and laughing
Know someone who is about to retire and needs an awesome gift? Maybe they are ready to hang their ties up (or maybe even burn them all), then this is the list for you! We’ve collected some of the funniest retirement gifts on the internet, and you can get...
translucent lock pick set
Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through. Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces. The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces. That long-winded dream or yours...
$16.99
Up Your Detective Game with this Lie Detector Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about. “Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies,...
$19.99
best gifts for men
Birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas galore! There are so many occasions where you have to find gifts for a loved one. After a while, it can be hard to find something unique and special for every person on your list. Why is it that men seem to be harder to...
It is time to become Katy Perry in your new cloud-pool water floaty. How will you accessorize while floating in a cloud over the water at Miami Beach? Maybe a purple wig is in order, and don’t forget about the ice cream cone boobs. Women and men from all...
$42.99
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA: July 2019 Pasadena Times Headline: BABY IN A TORTILLA BLANKET BURRITO PHOTOSHOOT CAUSES UPROAR WITH LOCAL COMMUNITY The reason? What a disaster. Who was the creator who would ever think you should put a baby in an actual burrito? And where in the world would they find...
$15.99
chihuahua-in-duck-dog-muzzle
Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? A Costume. One Which Turns Your Dog Into A Duck! Let’s go over some of the benefits you and your fluffy friend will enjoy: Your dog will be quacking with joy until you...
prank mail packages
Time to kick up your embarrassing mail prank game a notch, compliments of the United States Postal Service. Let’s say, in theory, you’ve got a friend who needs to be put in their place. Imagine a world where you’d be able to send them a fraudulent gift right to...
$12.99
novelty ceramic mug
We might as well admit the elephant in the room: coffee makes you poop. Coffee is both a laxative and a diuretic, which is a fancy way of saying you’ll need to use the bathroom one way or another. A coffee mug shouldn’t shy away from this fact and...
$12.99
realistic animal face mask
Unleash Your Inner Animal, On Your Face. Realistic animal masks aren’t just for zoo workers trying to get pandas riled up for mating season anymore! Now, for the first time ever, you too can unleash the animal inside while staying cool, comfortable, and covered from neck to noggin. Just...
$15.99
There is someone in your life who needs to be pranked. You know it, we know it, everybody knows it. But, how can you ensure maximum prank level action? Sure, you could do the old stand-bys: A whoopee cushion. A bucket of water on the top of a door....
mini finger hand attachments for finger hands
You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! What’s...
Attention Citizens, We Repeat, Attention Great Citizens! We have an alert for an unusual sighting in the residential area you are currently residing in. There have been reports of a lion in your neighborhood. We repeat, there have been reports of a lion in the neighborhood....
$11.58
gentle deshedding tool
Pet grooming is arguably one of the worst parts about having a pet. Well, maybe just after picking up their feces. But it’s definitely up there. It’s expensive and time-consuming. With the grooming glove, it doesn’t have to be! Salon Style at Home Save money on expensive salon visits...
$13.86
You’re a Boss. A Boss With a Notepad. Maybe not the sort of boss Seth Rogan is in this video… Maybe not even the type of boss who dictates to an entire office of subordinates that they need to tie your shoes, groom your hair, and file your nails....
You’re a nerd. You know it, your mom knows it, even your Great Aunt Bernice knows it. Friggin’ Bernice. Always gossiping. We really dislike people who gossip. Always poking into other’s people’s business, making random generalizations about who they are, how they act and what they like. Look, we’ve...
$19.99
best gifts in 2018 for your friends
We all like to think we know our friends pretty well. We might boast that we know their birthday or their favorite color, what sports teams they like and what they do for fun. But when it comes down to buying a gift for a friend, we often stop cold,...
Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It...
$35.62
novelty finger hands gift
I Declare a Thumb War We all know the saying: never bring a thumb to a hand war. Now you can dominate every thumb war with your very own tiny hand vinyl finger puppets. No longer will you have to sit there in shame, staring at your ridiculous digits...