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How Not to be a D*ck

Meet Dick (short for Richard). Richard is…well, he’s not one of those people you’d call your pal. Neither is he rich. Ironically, there really isn’t a better way to describe Mr. Richard than to apply the four-letter word his mama gave him at birth. It fits Mr. Richard well,...
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Tamagotchi Mini

This newly designed Tamagotchi is making a comeback in toys and games. The original electronic pet came out in 1977; now in 2018, you can add a cute pooping robot to your keychain! Your Tamagotchi is just like a real pet, it cries, and needs attention on a regular...
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The Puff-n-Fluff Dog Dryer

There’s a new way to keep your puppy fluffy. Wondering how everyone else keeps their puppy so cute and fluffy? Thanks to the advanced technology of air power, your furry little love ball of fluff can now experience a spa, in a wind-tunnel. Ever wanted to take your dog...
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Skull Fire Pit

Do you feel like your friends aren’t sure how committed you are to the death metal? Are you afraid people think you are joking when you mention human sacrifice? Do you wish your neighbors knew just how much you don’t want them near your backyard fire extravaganza slash piercing...
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toys for days

Pimple Popping Toy

Do You Have an Addiction? This is it. You’re really going to quit this time. You’ve hit rock bottom and it’s time for a change. You can’t pop strangers pimples without their permission anymore. You can’t ask them for permission wither, it’s too weird. It was definitely what ruined...
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Prank Pistachios

Uncle Harold – who is he? This gentleman is a tried and true pistachio connoisseur. And a prank master. The man himself has now released his masterpiece, and you have a very limited time to take advantage of this incredible opportunity. We proudly present to you: Uncle Harold’s Premium...
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Snoop Doggs Cookbook

It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate...
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Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book

Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment.  But, the creature we all have come to know and love may not be so lovable as we think.  Little did we know until now, they’re f***ing jerks. Their sparkle and mysticality is all just a front.   In this Unicorns...
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Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

Have you ever really wanted to add salt to a wound literally, well this is pepper spray but isn’t that close enough? Because now with this SALT defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal. When it comes to self-defense it beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation,...
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World’s Okayest Employee Mug

How do you communicate to your loving boss and awesome fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other...
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Finger Hands For Finger Hands

You are human, and like most humans, you’ve got two hands and five fingers on each hand. We, humans, tend to take those meaty slap factories for granted, and all the marvelous things they can do. Just think if you had hands for your hands for your hands! What’s...
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Finger Hands

I Declare a Thumb War We all know the saying: never bring a thumb to a hand war. Now you can dominate every thumb war with your very own tiny hand vinyl finger puppets. No longer will you have to sit there in shame, staring at your ridiculous digits...
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Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator

Have you ever woken out of bed thinking of breakfast? It’s a boring thought. That’s why The Mr. Sneezy egg separator is what your awkward mornings have been looking for; a conversation piece! Worried you might be late for work? Well, this egg separator is guaranteed to turn any...
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Fake Lottery Scratch-Off Tickets

Oh, look who it is, Johnny Moneybags. Walking around town like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”  The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But, how did Johnny Moneybags get...
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Cat Scratch Turntable

So let’s face it, the world of music has gone downhill since Avicii tragically left us. So who is going to take his place in this crazy world of EDM?  First, who is suiting of becoming the next great DJ of our time? Honestly, DJs are the laziest of the...
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Fake Money Stacks

Oh, Look Who It Is: Johnny Money Bags! Look at you, walking around like you’re some sort of financial wizard with those money bags. You think there’s no end to the riches you can amass, right?  The whole world is your oyster. And it’s a damn tasty oyster. Filled...
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Poop Emoji Cake

Getting angry is easy, but getting even is fun! Your ex may have broken up with you on your birthday (say WHAT), and we all know it is because they did not want to buy you a gift (are you KIDDING ME). Tell them how you really feel by...
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Talking Chucky Doll

The perfect gift for any fan who has been looking to add to their horror movie memorabilia collection.  Or any freak who enjoys deadly dolls in their home.  Based on the original 1988 horror movies, you can own this terrifying little doll of the leading man himself, Chucky.  Any horror...
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Folding Pocket Samurai Knife

This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...
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Tactical Self Defense Pen

A Regular Ballpoint Pen? That’s not Going to Cut it, My Friend. You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, right? Right?? Of course, you are you forward-thinking genius. You are a tactical self-defense master. Your bunker is all stocked up; your go-bag is ready under your desk at work,...
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Sea Scooter

Remember when mall cops on electric scooters became a thing? Its like why walk when you can scooter? Well, get this! There is now a sea scooter, so why swim if you can scooter? As long as perusing the seas is not a full-time job, then we promise you...
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The Passive Aggressive Notepad

While we’re on the subject of you, you’ve been a little passive aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me. Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER.   Just dance around the topic...
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Mini Flame Thrower

Make fire a part of you. Well, your arm at least. Take hold of one of the greatest, most powerful elements in the palm of your wrist, and unleash your wrath upon: Hot dogs Burgers Steak That bee that’s just waiting for the right moment, but first wants to...
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Pet Backpack

Become a real pokemon player by keeping your live collectibles at your side! Is your cat your spirit animal? Your spirit animal is a part of you, so keep it by you at all times with this portable pet carrier. You never know when you will need to pull...
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The Can of Whoop-Ass

A Can of Whoop-Ass, You Ask? Who needs yet another cumbersome can of whoop-ass? You, that’s who, because this is no ordinary can of whoop ass! Allow us to paint a picture for you. You’re out on the town, strutting your stuff, and you come across one of your...
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People of Walmart Coloring Book

The People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book is just the thing for that Zen soul-searcher who has tried everything. You’ve attempted to practice meditation, hour after hour of diligently coloring mandalas and then burning them, to remind you of the futility of labor and the importance of the present....
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Hot Dog Pet Bed

How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I love hot dogs and my dog, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! Quirky, but comfortable for your dog The marks of your lovely little furry children...
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Chicken Noodle Soup Safe

You’ve got all the riches, and the world knows it. You’re surrounded by wealth, luxury, and all the things the world envies. So how do you ensure you keep all the things you have worked so hard in this life untouched by the mass of humanity that wants nothing...
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Dog Car Seat Cover

Dog lovers will do anything to make their pet’s lives more enjoyable. And for good reason. Dogs are arguably the only pure things left in the world, so we need to help them at all costs. A two-for-one benefit, this dog car seat cover protects your upholstery and your...
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Unshrinkit Clothing Solution

Another week, another load of laundry you left in the dryer too long and transformed your shirt from a size large to an overly cozy small. We all mess up the wash every so often.  Or every day, but no judgment! You no longer need to toss those shrunken...
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Bazooka Water Gun

Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor...
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Robotic Pet Fish

Let’s be real; fish are the easiest pet to take care of.  But sometimes, even throwing some food in their tank now and then can become a real hassle when you’re busy trying to take over the world.  Well, the robotic pet fish is the answer to your problem....
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Baby Mop

It was said that the only thing babies could do is eat, cry, sleep, & poop. It may be cute but let’s face it, babies haven’t been known to clean messes…. until now. We understand the concept of you don’t work; you don’t eat. Now babies can apply this...
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Robot Lawn Mower

Your robotic lawn mower’s name is ROB; he is the perfect addition to your home and garden power tool needs. ROB likes to cut your grass by himself; no human interaction is needed. Humans are no longer required. ROB will take over; his sharp blades have a fetish for...
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Craft Beer Scented Candles

I know. You’re asking yourself: “How do I truly let people know that I have committed to the craft beer lifestyle?” Extensive growler collection? Rare label cabinet? Beer gut? Amateur hour. Sure, you can start turning up to work hungover and reeking of IPA, occasionally calling in sick because...
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Coffee Table Drink Cooler

Have you been looking for something to take your parties to the next level? Something that has everything you need in one place? Something that will make your friends overwhelmingly jealous? This coffee table and drink cooler combo can offer all of that and more, including a glimpse into...
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Hangover Cure Drink

The party doesn’t stop until the hangover kicks in. Then you’re stuck at home all day trying to recover from what feels like death.  The last thing you remember was the pounding music, lights flashing everywhere, and people are raging.  Now all you know is there’s some dried up pizza in...
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The Giant Inflatable Unicorn Water Floaty

Love being awesome and letting the whole world know it? Then buckle up my magical friend, this unicorn is everything you’ve ever dreamed of all in one mythical and majestic inflatable. This beauty is your own personal floating island, comfortably seating your crew as everyone on land stares in...
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Flipped license plate holder

License Plate Flipper

What’s better than one license plate? TWO License Plates! Maybe you already have 2 separate license plates, and you’re tired of constantly switching them like a peasant? Want to play a spy? Trying to do impress your friends? Maybe you just like just to be prepared? Want to practice...
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Cat Mat

Are you a cultural archetype? Having 100 cats is desirable. Cats are mysterious furry creatures, and only the most devilish of women or men can remember all of their cat’s names. Playing yarm games with your cats may take up most of your time on a daily basis, this...
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Los Pollos Hermanos Apron

It’s Another Friday Night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can...
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YI Home Camera

Do you wonder what the person you like is doing in their room? There is no need to wonder anymore when you can stuff this YI camera into any teddy bear. You can see it all, watch the person wake up, get dressed, pick their nose, and dream away...
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best gifts for men

10 Best Gifts for Men

Birthdays, anniversaries, and Christmas galore! There are so many occasions where you have to find gifts for a loved one. After a while, it can be hard to find something unique and special for every person on your list. Why is it that men seem to be harder to...
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10 Best Gifts for Women

Do you have trouble finding the perfect gift for the special woman in your life? Whether she’s picky or already seems to have everything she wants, there are innovative gift ideas to make her heart skip a beat. And the internet has made shopping for one-of-a-kind gifts easier than...
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Dog Butt Fridge Magnets

Do you like strong magnets and you cannot lie? What about animal butts? Yes? Well, then these dog butt animal fridge magnets are perfect for you, you little weirdo. Most kitchens house traditional fridge magnets, like a free one from a local pizza restaurant and an “I <3 NY”...
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Vinyl Toilet Decals

Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only...
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Whale Blanket

This whale blanket is what every whale wants to see on the humans who pour millions of gallons of trash into their home every day. There’s no better way to watch blackfish then with the whale symbolically winning the battle of survival right on your couch. What better way...
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10 Best Gifts for Friends

We all like to think we know our friends pretty well. We might boast that we know their birthday or their favorite color, what sports teams they like and what they do for fun. But when it comes down to buying a gift for a friend, we often stop cold,...
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The Epic Fail Button

The Epic Fail Button – With An Epic Failure Trombone Sound (incase hearing someone say epic fail wasn’t enough) How often do you think to yourself in your head “well that was a fail?” Now you can actually show your disdain for the situation and make everyone else in...
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Dry Ice Drink Stirrers

Take your upcoming party to the next level. Turn your cocktails into a specialty concoction with these dry ice drink stirrers.  Whether you use it for an unforgettable Instagram or making a drink to capture the eye of an onlooker,  you’re sure to impress with these. These stirring sticks are designed to...
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Blue Light Filtering Glasses

For The First Time Ever, You Can Stare at a screen longer without worrying about the blue light causing headaches! Remember the future of the past? People were all going to be interconnected with gadgets and computers and screens. Everything was going to be all sleek and, like, super...
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Wine Condom Bottle Stoppers

Nothing reminds you that you’re no longer in college more than an unfinished bottle of wine. One of the first steps of adulthood is prioritizing your early morning meeting tomorrow over a second glass of Merlot. You might as well admit that wine makes you sleepy, grandma, and invest...
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Brain Tricking Flavored Cup

Keep yourself uber hydrated with this brain tricking flavored cup. No losers still drink ordinary water anymore. All anyone ever wants is that expensive flavored La Croix or Perrier.  You need to keep your health in check though! Now you can drink water while still keeping up your street cred...
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Duck Dog Muzzle

Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? A Costume. One Which Turns Your Dog Into A Duck! Let’s go over some of the benefits you and your fluffy friend will enjoy: Your dog will be quacking with joy until you...
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Lip Plumper

Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.  Everyone wants them. Too bad yours are...
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In-Car Condiment Holder

It’s time to take the plunge. It’s time to get yourself an in-car sauce holder. Let’s be honest; your body is too far gone to have any real hope of getting back in shape. You’re never going to be the fittest person on the planet, and you’ll be damned...
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Top 13 Retirement Gag Gifts

Know someone who is about to retire and needs an awesome gift? Maybe they are ready to hang their ties up (or maybe even burn them all), then this is the list for you! We’ve collected some of the funniest retirement gifts on the internet, and you can get...
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The 10 Best White Elephant Gifts

If you’ve ever received a gift that you were less-than-thrilled about and wanted to re-gift, you’re not alone. And it’s not just the giving part, it’s receiving too. In fact, one survey suggests that an overwhelming majority of people – 83 percent – are completely comfortable receiving a re-gifted...
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Old Woman With Inhaler Wall Sticker

Grandmas are the legendary MVPs of any family.  They are an essential factor in any household.  They can cook, they can clean, they work as an in-house counselor and mediator of any fight that breaks out.  Sometimes even a personal hitman if their cane is nearby.  Hands down, grandmas...
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Beef Jerky Rose Bouquets

How much do you love beef jerky? How much does your significant other love beef jerky? If the answer to both of these questions is in fact; yes, then this is the bouquet of your dreams. There is no greater declaration of your love of smoked meat, and your...
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Hands-Free Umbrella

I am just going to come right out and ask, do you want everyone to talk about you? You don’t have to admit it to anyone else, but you don’t need to lie to yourself while reading. This is the conversation piece of the year, imagine yourself at a...
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Lord of the Rings Lego Set

Battle of Helm’s Deep Lego Set

“One Lego set to rule them all, One Lego set to find them, One Lego set to bring them all. and in the darkness bind them.” That’s right young hobbit lords, a lego set replicating HELM’S DEEP.  Act Fast! The Uruk-Hai Are Coming! If Aragorn is right, there are at least 10,000 Uruk-hais on their way...
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The Grammar Cup

MyCozyCups I Before E Weird Mug is perfect to sip your tea in front of your English teacher, your always right grammar police friends, or that kid that throws out novelty sayings for no reason or relevance. The I before E weird mug is like drinking your comeback and...
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The Big Black Metal Box

You probably think you’re the cock of the walk when you stroll into a party with your hilarious party games, don’t you? Well, bad news lil buck-a-roo: you have to kick it up a notch ASAP. We’re talking, taking it to the next level, where the next level is...
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10 Best Christmas Gifts

Are you tired of giving the same old boring Christmas gift that goes unappreciated? Do you want to be the star of gift-giving this holiday season? It can be hard to figure out what to get for Christmas; what is on-trend? Will it be useful? More importantly, will they...
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Therapeutic Robot Pillow

2019 – what a time to be alive! It would easy to joke about Qoobo, a pillow with a wagging tail designed to help comfort people who, for whatever reason, can’t have a pet. But we’re nice, so… We’re not going to do it. We’re simply going to tell...
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Hand Shocking Lie Detector

Up Your Detective Game with this Lie Detector Finally, you can get access to a genuine lie detector and take your unlicensed investigation business to the next level! Those idiots at the police academy have no idea what they are talking about. “Unstable state of mind, potential sociopathic tendencies,...
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The Coolest Sunglasses Ever

Let’s face it, you look better with sunglasses on. But sometimes, it’s not worth all the hassle to drive all the way to the ancient ruins known as “The Mall” to find a pair. So, how do you address this issue? Especially you’re a such a social butterfly, but...
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Lazy Phone Holder

Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed millennials...
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Nike Fanny Pack Sandals

Hate carrying around a wallet or purse? Want the ease of a fanny pack without the inconvenience of a strap on muffin top? No worries, these sandals have you covered.  Walk around hands-free in these fanny pack sandals by Nike.   These sandals will have you being the talk of...
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The Rainmaker Cash Gun

The Rainmaker. The Awesome Cash Shooting, Gold Plated Electronic Gun. Let’s face it: you don’t get the respect you deserve. Sure, people think you’re super attractive, funny, powerful, charismatic and pretty much a flawless human being. You have a great smile, impeccable style and an air of confidence that...
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Ring Doorbell Camera

It’s common knowledge that people hate talking to each other, especially when it comes to encounters with strangers.  So when some unexpected person comes to ring your doorbell, you know it’s troubling. The internal battle you’re having. Braving your fears and answering the door to potentially be solicited by...
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3d Light Bulb

Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of your subconscious begin to twinkle. Your body becomes light...
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The Gift of Nothing

The Instant Path to Enlightenment To quote the infinitely wise and enlightened Hugh Jackman, “I love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids’ parties for about three years.” Classic Hugh, am I right? He also said, “Meditation is all about the...
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Game of Thrones Clue Game

Murder is a common theme in Game of Thrones. Just when you get attached or start sympathizing with a character…boom! They’ve been barbecued with wildfire or had their throat sliced end to end like a sacrificial goat. More than 30 characters died in the season six finale, and yet...
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Slang Flash Card Set

So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...
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Corgi Butt Coin Purse

Do you want people to look at you and think, “Wow they have their corgi obsessed life completely together.” Don’t give them a reason to doubt that by adding this corgi butt coin purse to your collection. Take your corgi obsession to a whole new level. Throw that spare...
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Blah, Blah, Blah Talking Button

Have a friend who doesn’t know when to stop sharing the details of their weekend? Or maybe you’re a teacher and are tired of your students’ endless excuses. Life is too short to put up with this nonsense, and you need to take matters into your own hands. Ever...
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Waterproof Duffel Bag

Picture this: you’re out on the boat, it’s a beautiful day, and there’s a light breeze. Suddenly, the wind picks up, dark clouds gather, and it starts to pour. Normally, you’d freak out and throw your bags into the hold to protect them from the rain. But, with a...
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Toilet Coffee Mug

We might as well admit the elephant in the room: coffee makes you poop. Coffee is both a laxative and a diuretic, which is a fancy way of saying you’ll need to use the bathroom one way or another. A coffee mug shouldn’t shy away from this fact and...
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Money Rolling Papers

Watch Your Worries go up in Smoke Need a new stash of rolling papers? Grab these money rolling papers the next time you want to impress your friends and smoke your financial worries away. Nothing says “I’m broke and my own worst enemy” like burning Benjamins you could be...
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Personal Massage Hook

Give yourself a full body massage from the comfort of your own home. No more having to strip down in front of a fragile little massage woman to be greased up like a pig and pray she knows what she’s doing. This hook-shaped massager is designed to reach every...
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Marky’s Imperial Osetra Caviar

Are you a billionaire with no idea how to spend your money? Have no worries; we are here to guide you in wielding your considerable newfound purchasing power. You don’t want all the other rich people laughing at you when you make your first purchase, and it’s something sensible...
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Sweeping Slippers

Who is the life of the party? Is it the guy who brings all the beer, or the guy that cleans up the beer while dancing in his new house party mop shoes? What if I told you, you could be both those guys? You can be anything you...
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Magnetic Cell Phone Mount

Worried you might crash and die one day from using your phone while driving? Statistically, you should be. Everyone hates the one jerk on their commute that spends more time looking at his phone than the car in front of him. So don’t be that guy. Unfortunately, bring that...
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Hands-Free Binoculars

Are you a big sports fan? Then you are probably well aware of the saying “seeing double” after a good parking lot tale-gate. You have downed a sufficient amount of beer and are having a great time with your buddies, but all the sudden you realize your seats are...
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funny gifts

10 Best Hilarious and Funny Gifts

Giving gifts can be a big business. However, the gift that is given doesn’t always have to be serious. Sometimes the best present is that of laughter and can easily be obtained with a great gag gift! Funny gifts, when done correctly can help create memories that’ll last a...
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The Box of Lady Bugs

Not Just a Box of Ladybugs, But a Box of 4,500 Ladybugs A box of ladybugs may seem like an insane thing to purchase anywhere, let alone online, and… it is! That’s why it’s perfect for you. You have spent too long in the shadows, lurking, waiting. You’ve sewn...
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Realistic Newborn Baby Doll

You have heard the story before. A woman is all the sudden rushed to the hospital only to find out that there has been a freaking baby child growing inside of her for nine months. That’s #CRAY, but it happens. If you are an eye-twitching crazy girlfriend and you...
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funny gifts

10 Best Gifts Under $20

You don’t need to spend a fortune on gifts for them to be great. The average American spends almost a $1,000 on gifts each holiday season. The trick to gift giving isn’t how much you spend, it’s about getting something they actually want. You are buying a gift for...
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beer slushy maker

Beer Slushy Maker

Enjoy your favorite cold brew in a whole new way. Keep your manliness of drinking a beer intact while still enjoying the refreshing frozen aspect of a margarita.  With this beer slushy maker, you can serve your brewski soft-serve style.  No need to degrade your manhood when you’re craving icy...
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Piggy Back Rider

Kids love to climb all over sore backs, but with this travel gear carrying around your baby is effortless. Are you a traveling parent? This piggyback rider is a must have to add to your backpacking gear collection. Become the next internet sensation with your cutie riding on your...
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collection of birthday gift ideas

10 Best Birthday Gifts

Birthdays are the best times to show someone how much they mean to you. It’s a time for creating memorable moments and showering others with special gifts. Even birthday scrooges agree. But it’s tough deciding whether to go all out on that one unique gift or buy a gift...
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The Airzooka

Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.
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The Galaxy Flowers

Calling all humans to reconnect with the Earth and plant flowers today! But don’t just plant any flower, plant the galaxy. These purple galaxy flowers will make everyone want to come over to your house and actually say “whoah” and be legit impressed about something of yours for once....
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smart-posture-trainer

Smart Posture Trainer

I know your grandma is rolling over in her grave.  All those times she told you to sit up straight in your chair, and now you’re paying the price for not listening.  Boy, was that a mistake.  But honestly, no one likes a person with bad posture. Learn not to be such...
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novelty meat first-aid bandages

Bacon Bandages

Tired of ordinary bandages? Unwilling to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats? Some small injuries can really sizzle, but you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage. Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye without any of the clean-up....
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prevent laundry mildew

Laundry Lasso

You know you’ve reached true adulthood when you get excited about new accessories for your laundry room. Nothing gets you happier than a new fresh linen-scented fabric softener that was fifty-percent off. Until you get the Laundry Lasso, that is. Alliterative and boundlessly useful, the Laundry Lasso is a...
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disposable subtle butt

Fart Neutralizing Pads

Picture this: You’re in a meeting, going on hour two. You had Mexican for lunch, which probably wasn’t the best idea looking back at it now. You’re sitting next to the new guy, and you can’t have him judging you for letting one loose, or two, and him commenting...
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Capture The Flag

It’s Time. Time To Be Cool. Time To Play Capture The Flag! The cool kids in every single 1980’s movie had a few things in common: Awesome hair. Each follicle probably drenched to the tippy top with Aqua Net hairspray. That was the coolest way to make your hair...
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$53.91
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The Official BS Button

What if you had a BS detector… What would you do with it? Where would you take it? The official BS Auto-Detection Button with A.I. capabilities listens to your voice, analyzes changes in tone, measures the level of humidity in the air to sense when you’re sweating (aka lying)...
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the complaint grenade ensures no more complaints!

The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every...
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Creepy Coin Eater

Oh, the Poetic Irony Lord have mercy on us all, what foul creature hath thou wrought? Now, for a low low price, you can own the soul of a former banker, forever imprisoned in this hellish piggy bank. Frozen, save for a mouth that can open just wide enough...
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Rainbow Cloud Floaty

It is time to become Katy Perry in your new cloud-pool water floaty. How will you accessorize while floating in a cloud over the water at Miami Beach? Maybe a purple wig is in order, and don’t forget about the ice cream cone boobs. Women and men from all...
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The Aurajet Shower Head

Oh goodness gracious, the humanity! The odor emanating from the human being across from you is horrendous. Awful. Outrageous. You really need a shower. You know the scent. It smells like a mixture of fermented jerky and a public restroom. How did it happen? Why does the person smell...
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realistic animal face mask

The Realistic Animal Face Masks

Unleash Your Inner Animal, On Your Face. Realistic animal masks aren’t just for zoo workers trying to get pandas riled up for mating season anymore! Now you too can unleash the animal inside while staying cool, comfortable, and covered from neck to noggin. Just pull it on and feel...
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popping fun costume

Bubble Wrap Suit

Do you have a desire to pledge allegiance to the Zoltan? Have an obsession with popping bubble wrap? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be a fine china dish in the back of a moving truck? Enter: The Bubble Wrap Suit All of...
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wireless headset speakerphone cap

Bluetooth Beanie Cap

Don’t you hate it when you’re jibbing down the mountain on your board and all you have to listen to is the wind flying past your ears? Obviously, you can’t throw on some earphones unless you have some sort of crazy death wish. But with the Soundbot Bluetooth Beanie...
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Rainbow Unicorn Head

Rainbow Unicorn Head is the only way to enter a party, everything else you heard about being fashionably late or how cool it is to not dress in theme, is dead wrong. Rainbow Unicorn Head says, “I am here to party, dance, and f#%& s%$# up, not talk to...
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gentle deshedding tool

Pet Grooming Glove

Pet grooming is arguably one of the worst parts about having a pet. Well, maybe just after picking up their feces. But it’s definitely up there. It’s expensive and time-consuming. With the grooming glove, it doesn’t have to be! Salon Style at Home Save money on expensive salon visits...
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YUM sauce

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

This is it, Morty! This is what the whole thing has been about Morty! My whole character arc. Every crazy caper. Every near-death experience. Mcdonald’s Szechuan sauce Morty! We searched the entire universe for these sweet little individually packaged sauces Morty, and here they were the whole time, right...
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$39.98
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two person double nester hammock

Double Nester 2-Person Hammock

Float among the trees in this double nester hammock. We understand the desire to reconnect with nature. The earth is full of electric charge that our bodies evolved alongside with since the caveman days. But sleeping like a caveman on the hard rocky ground with bugs swarming around you...
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talking-toilet-paper-holder

Talking Toilet Paper Holder

Do you ever get lonely during your long hours on the toilet? Do you ever want some company or just a friend to talk to? Or show your presence when someone else is in your bathroom? Turn an average trip to the bathroom into a scary, yet laughing matter...
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Computer Rear-View Mirror

Have you ever wondered what happens behind your back? The reality of being a human being is that you can’t naturally look forward and backward at the same time. That sucks. Especially when you take into consideration the things we’ve found out happen while an average person has their...
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translucent lock pick set

Practice Lock Pick Set

Everyone has that one ex that really just deserves hell for what they put you through. Before now, you had dreamed of breaking into their home and smashing everything to pieces. The gratification of seeing their prized possessions break into a million little pieces. That long-winded dream or yours...
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hand-forged authentic viking axe

Hand-Forged Viking Ax

The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your ax! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an ax?? Well then, this hand-forged Viking ax is just the thing for you. What kind of Viking do you think you are, wandering about unarmed? Honestly, it’s like you don’t...
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$149.99
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