Picture the first time you ever went to SeaWorld. Smell the saltwater emanating from what seems like everywhere. Think back to the sea lions performing for packed crowds – the water splashing around, the excitement from the audience. Remember that feeling you got in your gut that you can no longer ignore. It felt so […]
There is someone in your life who needs to be pranked. You know it, we know it, everybody knows it. But, how can you ensure maximum prank level action? Sure, you could do the old stand-bys: A whoopee cushion. A bucket of water on the top of a door. A phone call asking if their […]
So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up. The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you. In this 50 card set, learn phrases such as “roll deep,” […]
Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.
“Am I completely zoned out of my mind on catnip, or am I right in thinking this house is going to have cats living in it?” The most common question asked by your visitors can be answered with a simple doormat, thanks to the incredibly luxurious underfoot mat which reads; “There’s, like, a bunch of […]
The Year is 2037 The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games. The Challenge: Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes. The Bigger Challenge: How will the contestants stay reasonably clean and presentable during this strenuous […]
How do you communicate to your loving boss and awesome fellow employees that you really shouldn’t be given any extra responsibility? With the World’s Okayest Employee Coffee Mug, that’s how! You’ve tried everything else to cultivate an air of mediocrity such as: Waltzing on into work late every other day. Doing all your presentations using […]
Enjoy your favorite cold brew in a whole new way. A Beer Slushy Way. Keep your coolness factor of drinking a beer intact while still enjoying the refreshing frozen aspect of a margarita. With this beer slushy maker, you can serve your brewski soft-serve style. No need to degrade your manhood when you’re craving icy alcoholic slushies […]
Love being awesome and letting the whole world know it? Then buckle up my magical friend, this unicorn is everything you’ve ever dreamed of all in one mythical and majestic inflatable. This beauty is your own personal floating island, comfortably seating your crew as everyone on land stares in amazement (and jealousy). Let’s go through […]
What would you do with fake wall outlet stickers? Maybe you’re the life of the party. You’re the person who everybody turns to for a good laugh. “You’re such a card!” they say. “You always make me laugh!” they remark. But what happens when you don’t have a crowd to make laugh? What happens when […]
NASA has been very clear: “On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon.” What NASA has conveniently omitted, in their account of moon landings and space exploration are the details surrounding the first non-human to walk on the moon. Thankfully, we have done our due diligence for you. […]
It’s Time. Time To Be Cool. Time To Play Capture The Flag! The cool kids in every single 1980’s movie had a few things in common: Awesome hair. Each follicle probably drenched to the tippy top with Aqua Net hairspray. That was the coolest way to make your hair look unnaturally stiff and also deplete […]
So let’s face it, the world of music has gone downhill since Avicii tragically left us. So who is going to take his place in this crazy world of EDM? First, who is suiting of becoming the next great DJ of our time? Honestly, DJs are the laziest of the musically talented. The job of a […]
Oh, look who it is, Johnny “Lottery” Moneybags. Walking around town with (little does he know) fake lottery tickets, like he owns the damn place. Do you smell that? What is that odor? No, it’s not his armpits…. It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.” The stench is beautifully overwhelming. But… how did […]
It’s 2am. You’ve been out all night doing the things you do to keep your life interesting (you know, drinking liquids that inebriate and such). Standing in your kitchen, you think to yourself, “What in the name of all that is Snoop Doggy Dogg am I going to satiate the hunger that is bellowing deep […]
If you enjoy having a good time, by any means necessary, no matter the consequence – this is the hangover cure for you.
2019 – What a time to be alive! It would easy to joke about Qoobo, a pillow with a wagging tail designed to help comfort people who, for whatever reason, can’t have a pet. But we’re nice, so… We’re not going to do it. We’re simply going to tell you how this wonderful, soft, robot […]
Have you ever needed your keys, yet couldn’t, for the life of you, find them? Don’t lie, you know it’s happened. Now, you can save yourself the headache of it ever having to occur again. No, this isn’t some 10-step guide to never lose your keys. This isn’t some mantra you need to tell yourself […]
Look at you, living in some sort of “regular” house like you’re some king or something. Oh, our apologies, your majesty! Apparently, you like living in a “neighborhood.” Apparently, you think you need a “basement.” How weak we are that we think you could get by in life without a “working fireplace.” Well, you son […]
The NERD SQUAD has officially blown open its doors and is welcoming new members who can fall in line with what it means to be the nerdiest of nerds. Fortunately, if you’re not quite prepared to join the NERD SQUAD, this all in one NERD KIT is going to get you almost all the way to the finish line.
I know that you are wondering what Bachelorette Gift to get the soon bride to be. Maybe you are not sure how the bridal shower is going to go, should you get a bachelorette gift? Will the shower be everyone in your sorority giving out gifts bought in back alley shops, or will her mother […]
Ugh. The grind of the workweek. You’re up and at’ em every day, and you’re working your tail off for the man. By the time the end of the week arrives, it’s all about a little “you time.” Sit back, relax, enjoy a nice pallet of bacon soda pops and slip into something a little […]
There are innumerable scary, horrific places on the planet. Abandoned prisons. Long lost asylums. Haunted houses. Though nothing is scarier than a place we have all come into contact with in our lives – a place so terrifying, so nightmare-inducing, so unspeakably grotesque that it’s almost impossible to believe that these locations are so prolific […]
This kit has everything you need to pull pranks, survive in the wilderness & more. Fuel can, matches, logs, fire pit. You’ll have it made. With a kit like this, you’ll have no problems with your first fire.
The light turns green, you’re still on your phone working on your next Insta-fabulous selfie to finally be Insta-famous, just like you deserve. Not Becky. or Ashley. Ugh. Sluts. PADDLE TIME
