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One of the most beautiful creatures in nature is the bird. Many have called birds the most majestic things that have ever existed. They fly high, they have purpose and they are all unique. But don’t let us tell you how amazing they are, enjoy just a few quotes about birds from eloquent individuals throughout […]

To fully understand this scented hand sanitizer, let’s begin with Sir Arthur Q. Stink of the British Isles, who issued a proclamation in 1768 which reads as follows: “To the Men, Women, Children and Families of Great Britain – It is my distinct pleasure today to introduce you and yours to an odor unlike anything […]

Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It delivers tissues out of the butt […]

Now you can balance your life-crippling soda addiction with a false sense of helping the environment! Don’t just throw that big plastic soda bottle away; use it as a high capacity water gun chamber. The Bazooka Water Gun holds more water (or tequila, if this is for a bachelor party), which means less refilling and […]

What would you do with fake wall outlet stickers? Maybe you’re the life of the party. You’re the person who everybody turns to for a good laugh. “You’re such a card!” they say. “You always make me laugh!” they remark. But what happens when you don’t have a crowd to make laugh? What happens when […]

What if you had a BS detector… What would you do with it? Where would you take it? The official BS Auto-Detection Button with A.I. capabilities listens to your voice, analyzes changes in tone, measures the level of humidity in the air to sense when you’re sweating (aka lying) and even has retina eye scanner […]

The talking Chucky doll is hands-down the perfect gift for any fan who has been looking to add to their horror movie memorabilia collection.  Or anyone who enjoys deadly dolls in their home.  Based on the original 1988 horror movies, you can own this terrifying little doll of the leading man himself, Chucky.  Any horror movie […]

It’s 11:27 am. You wake up in your hastily hung hammock in your bedroom with a Mad Magazine on your lap. Your eyes pop open but your vision is somewhat blurry from the night before. You quickly crinkle aside the magazine to reveal your still in the same clothes from the party the night before: […]

What Do You Do With Complaints? As the wise and wonderfully talented LL Cool J once remarked in the 1992 hit song “Mama Said Knock You Out,”: “Explosions are overpowering, and over the competition, I’m towering.” Imagine that — what a line. And you could live that life every single second of your life with […]

Nothing is The Instant Path to Enlightenment To quote the infinitely wise and highly enlightened Hugh Jackman, “I love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids’ parties for about three years.” Classic Hugh, am I right? He also said, “Meditation is all about the pursuit of nothingness.” […]

You think your horticulture game is on fleek don’t you? Damn, son. You have a lot to learn. First of all, “on fleek” isn’t even something people say anymore. It was a thing for like three months back in 2016. Now you want us to take you seriously after you’ve used that kind of terminology? […]

Looking for a way to freak out your friends and family? Look no further than BLK water – the goth kid of the beverage world. With its ominous black color, you’ll be sure to turn heads and make everyone wonder if you’re secretly a vampire. But don’t worry, there’s no need to fear the sun […]

Let everyone who even dares pick up one of your writing instruments know that YOU MEAN BUSINESS and also subtly that YOU MAY HAVE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE.

For The First Time Ever, You Can Stare at a screen longer without worrying about the blue light causing headaches! Remember the future of the past? People were all going to be interconnected with gadgets and computers and screens… Everything was going to be all sleek and, like, super technologically advanced. You could ask a […]

“The wood influences the sound and the weight of the violin just as food influences the weight of a human being.” – Duke de Violin

Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only there were something that could spice […]

You’re not still using the voice you were born with are you? Yikes…Did you know that 99.999% of the world uses a synthesized voice? Wait a second. You’re that one person who isn’t using a voice synthesizer, aren’t you? Come on, you’re better than that. Since the dawn of the new century, scientists, naturalists, herbalists […]

Let’s face it, you look awesome with cool sunglasses on. But sometimes, it’s not worth all the hassle to drive all the way to the ancient ruins known as “The Mall” to find a pair, priced $100 over the price of the item from the manufacturer themselves on their new website. So, how do you […]

You pull. And rip. And tear. AND NOTHING HAPPENS. Not great. For YOU have been victim to one of the greatest pranks ever to have been bestowed upon the crap shack: No-Tear Toilet Paper

Never risk going to the bathroom in the dark again. Never waste electricity. Introducing: The colorful, light-up toilet.

According to Albert Einstein, the invention of the flip flop sandals was to be considered the “most important technological and scientific breakthrough for the fashion industry that most of us will ever be part of in our lifetimes.” As Einstein once remarked to a packed lecture hall on the campus of Yale University in 1947: […]

Even children are smart enough to know that robots are taking over the world. Between artificial intelligence, voice-activated everything and the future landscape of employment basically being taken over by lines of code, where can we turn for comfort? Who could possibly help our kids in such uncertain times? We’ll tell you who: this friggin’ […]

Thankfully the universe has heard our plea, and now, we can all live life fully. Fully charged, just like BB8 droid should be, he can follow you around & listen

The Year is 2037 The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic Games. The Challenge: Who can eat the most amount of snacks in just 30 minutes. The Bigger Challenge: How will the contestants stay reasonably clean and presentable during this strenuous […]

Ever heard of vitamin patches for energy? Well, buckle up and hold on tight because there’s about to be an energy blast through your body that will make anything possible. Yes, literally anything. Too tired to be a good parent?  Stick on a B12 Energy Patch and you’ll be the winner for “Parent of the […]