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Deep in the woods of one of the planet’s most difficult to traverse landscapes lay a battle fortress unlike anything you have ever seen. It’s big. It’s bold. It houses the fiercest warriors that have ever lived. That’s right: ever. Warriors from the Egyptian kingdom. Warriors from the 1800s. Warriors who once lived in Brooklyn […]

$39.99
wake up energy patches vitamin b

Ever heard of vitamin patches for energy? Well, buckle up and hold on tight because there’s about to be an energy blast through your body that will make anything possible. Yes, literally anything. Too tired to be a good parent?  Stick on a B12 Energy Patch and you’ll be the winner for “Parent of the […]

$14.99

Although butts have been the asset of choice for what seems like centuries, lips have come in full force since Kylie Jenner debuted her new fillers a few years back and we haven’t been able to think about anything besides them since.  Everyone wants Plumper Lips! If you’ve been in a slump since Kylie broke […]

$19.99

Let’s be real; pet fish are the easiest pet to take care of. But sometimes, even throwing some food in their tank now and then can become a real hassle when you’re busy trying to take over the world. Well, the robotic pet fish is the answer to any and all of your problems. This […]

$20.98

Your child is one of the sweetest, most delicate, lovely children that has ever graced the planet earth. Inside your home, they are kind, friendly, lovable. Outside your home? They are one of the raddest kids on the playground, in the neighborhood, in their school. Can you comprehend how difficult it is to be so […]

$16.99

MEET SARGE, HOST OF COOL HIT NEW VIDEO GAME, EXTREME CHORES! SARGE IS GOING TO WALK YOU THROUGH WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BUTTOCKS KICKER IN THE WORLD OF CHORE LIFE, WHERE IT’S A TAKE NO PRISONERS LIFESTYLE FOLLOWED BY A TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE OF JABS TO THE FACE. CHORES GET NO MERCY […]

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…hold up, dude. Is it true that beast has a fifty dart drum, comes with 50 darts and is fully motorized? Even Commander Drillstein was reduced to tears of joy when he laid eyes upon the gorgeous CS-50.

$499.95

Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb Let’s go on a journey together into the mysteries of this 3d LED light bulb, shall we? A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant. Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires. You close your eyes. The lights of your subconscious begin to twinkle. Your […]

fun air gun toy

Mr. Zooka was the creator of one of the most ingenious contraptions ever made. The item he fashioned was able to take pure air, gather it all up into an invisible mass – and shoot that air back into the earth with a fantastic amount of energy behind it.

$19.99

The light turns green, you’re still on your phone working on your next Insta-fabulous selfie to finally be Insta-famous, just like you deserve. Not Becky. or Ashley. Ugh. Sluts. PADDLE TIME

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virtual reality for dogs and cats

We live in the future. A world of boundless opportunity and endless possibility. A world, where anything can happen at a moment’s notice. An awesome world, where pets can live in a virtual world that caters to their every fancy. Welcome to Pet VR. Population: your pet. The Virtual Reality pet headset defies all of […]

a luxurious shower room

Love spending money and also showering in a luxury shower system like royalty?  Well, you’re about to be pleasantly surprised by an item you likely had no idea existed, until this very moment. Introducing: The 2020 Manhattan Luxury Shower System, the Computerized Steam Power Shower Sauna with Jetted jacuzzi Whirlpool Massage Bathtub Spa with Bluetooth […]

$3,049.95
A Tent That Attaches to An SUV

Ditch the house, dude – it’s time to start camping like a champion. Sell the house, drop the mortgage, the electric bill, the gas bill, the water bill, the taxes. All that nonsense. We proudly present a better way to live: the 10’x10’ Backroadz SUV tent for Camping Like a Champion Let us tell you […]

$221.45

Imagine if you could have a personal “hype-man” follow you around like you were a celebrity rapper. Somebody to follow you around all day every day just shouting about how great you are and giving you motivational quotes to keep you inspired. You wake up in the morning and hit the alarm… “Yo! My dude […]

$29.99

Let’s sit down and talk for a minute. Serious talk. It’s time to kick things up a notch in that pick-up truck of yours which lacks a truck bed pool. Let’s face it: you’re awesome. You’re the life of the party. You’re cool, fresh and have got the good life on lockdown. The problem? Your […]

$54.98
The SMACO Scuba Tank

Dude – Jacques Cousteau would be rolling over in his coral reef condo right now if he knew about this SMACO Scuba Tank. Remember back in the day when you used to have to wheel a thousand pound oxygen chamber made of solid bronze to be able to enjoy the wonders of your neighborhood pond? […]

$229.00

You’ve been drinking all your drinks wrong, your whole life. It’s time to take your upcoming party, or simply your next drink to the next level. It’s time to turn your cocktails into a specialty concoction with these ultra-fancy dry ice drink stirrers Whether you use it for an unforgettable Instagram or making a drink to […]

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flash-card-set-with-slang-terms

So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card set, learn phrases such as “roll deep,” […]

$11.99
fur pet bed hot dog design

How do you add an accent piece to your living room that says both “I love hot dogs and my dog, but I’m also super fun and quirky?” The Hot Dog Pet Bed, that’s how! Quirky, but comfortable for your dog The marks of your lovely little furry children are visible throughout the house. A […]

$26.99
clue game game of thrones addition

Murder is a common theme in Game of Thrones. Just when you get attached or start sympathizing with a character…boom! They’ve been barbecued with wildfire or had their throat sliced end to end like a sacrificial goat. More than 30 characters died in the season six finale, and yet you yearn for more Westeros mystery […]

$89.99
alternative method for dog drying

There’s a new way to keep your puppy fluffy. Wondering how everyone else keeps their puppy so cute and fluffy? Thanks to the advanced technology of air power, your furry little love ball of fluff can now experience a spa, in a wind-tunnel. Ever wanted to take your dog to the dog park and show […]

$35.23