Awesome Gifts

Make fire a part of you. Well, your arm at least. Take hold of one of the greatest, most powerful elements in the palm of your wrist, and unleash your wrath upon: Hot dogs Burgers Steak That bee that’s just waiting for the right moment, but first wants to...
$149.95
Are you a big sports fan? Then you are probably well aware of the saying “seeing double” after a good parking lot tailgate. You have downed a sufficient amount of beer and are having a great time with your buddies, but all the sudden you realize your seats are...
Remember when mall cops on electric scooters became a thing? It’s like, why walk when you can scooter? Well, get this… There is now a sea scooter So, why swim if you can scooter? As long as perusing the seas is not a full-time job, then we promise you...
$599.00
two person double nester hammock
Float among the trees in this double-nester hammock. We understand the desire to reconnect with nature. The earth is full of electric charge that our bodies evolved alongside with since the caveman days. But sleeping like a caveman on the hard rocky ground with ladybugs swarming around you is...
Meet Bill the Bull, the inflatable pool bull. Sure, that’s not his official name, but he is a bull without a doubt. This bull has been given the name Bill for a few reasons: Bill is a super sweet name that reminds us of a John Wayne era man’s...
cash money gun
The Rainmaker. The Awesome Cash Shooting, Gold Plated Electronic Gun. Let’s face it: you don’t get the respect you deserve. Sure, people think you’re super attractive, funny, powerful, charismatic and pretty much a flawless human being. You have a great smile, impeccable style and an air of confidence that...
beer slushy maker
Enjoy your favorite cold brew in a whole new way. A Beer Slushy Way. Keep your coolness factor of drinking a beer intact while still enjoying the refreshing frozen aspect of a margarita.  With this beer slushy maker, you can serve your brewski soft-serve style. No need to degrade your manhood...
Lord of the Rings Lego Set
“One Lego set to rule them all, One Lego set to find them, One Lego set to bring them all. and in the darkness bind them.” That’s right young hobbit lords, a lego set replicating HELM’S DEEP.  Act Fast! The Uruk-Hai Are Coming! If Aragorn is right, there are at least 10,000 Uruk-hais on their way...
$390.00
chihuahua-in-duck-dog-muzzle
Dogs are pretty freaking cute, but do you know what makes any dog even more adorable? A Costume. One Which Turns Your Dog Into A Duck! Let’s go over some of the benefits you and your fluffy friend will enjoy: Your dog will be quacking with joy until you...
It’s Another Friday Night… …and you’re working the late shift at McDonald’s. Your feet are starting to ache, your head is starting to pound as the smell of french fries overwhelms your senses. And then you remember. In your locker in the back room, you have something that can...
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video recording doorbell camera for homes
Do you wonder what people are doing outside your home? There is no need to wonder anymore when you can use a doorbell camera to spy on everything outside your home. You can see it all, watch people walk, watch people stand, pick their nose, and more! 6-Step Spy...
flash-card-set-with-slang-terms
So here’s the tea. The youth have created a language of their own these days, and let’s be real; it’s hard to keep up.  The slang flash card set by Knock Knock makes decoding what the millennials and generation z are trying to say to you.  In this 50 card...
Rainbow Unicorn Head is the only way to enter a party, everything else you heard about being fashionably late or how cool it is to not dress in theme, is dead wrong. The Rainbow Unicorn Head says; “I am here to party, dance, and mess the party up! Not...
folding pocket knife
This Folding Pocket Samurai Knife is just the thing for the business samurai on the go. In today’s hustle and bustle world, where the once noble samurai have been forced into second, even third, jobs, it can be tough for a samurai to uphold the ancient code of honor...
center table cooler for drinks
Have you been looking for something to take your parties to the next level? Something that has everything you need in one place? Something that will make your friends overwhelmingly jealous? This coffee table and drink cooler combo can offer all of that and more, including a glimpse into...
$122.89
hand-forged authentic viking axe
The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your ax! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an ax?? Well then, this hand-forged Viking ax is just the thing for you. What kind of Viking do you think you are, wandering about unarmed? Honestly, it’s like you don’t...
This whale blanket is what every whale wants to see on the humans who pour millions of gallons of trash into their home every day. There’s no better way to watch blackfish then with the whale symbolically winning the battle of survival right on your couch. What better way...
Hands-free phone viewing
Do you suffer from Millennial Elbow? It is often diagnosed by pain and stiffness in the elbow as a result of holding your phone in front of your face for hours at a time. While anyone can fall prey to this crippling condition, its victims are typically media-obsessed millennials...
personal-back-massage-machine
Give yourself a full body massage from the comfort of your own home. No more having to strip down in front of a fragile little massage woman to be greased up like a pig and pray she knows what she’s doing. This hook-shaped massager is designed to reach every...