Darn, man, reality can be a real let down sometimes. You know how you’ll have, like a super righteous dream…
Then you wake up. And it’s not real. Those are the worst!
Here are just a few dreams we’ve had in the past couple of months that turned out to NOT be true:
Drinking with St. Patrick
So there we were. Up in Heaven. Guy was enjoying a few pale ales. We stop by his table. Whoa! St. Pat himself. Awesome guy. We had a few drinks, a few laughs. He even let me see the staff he used to drive the snakes out of Ireland. Plus – dude can bury potatoes. He must have eaten like six baked potatoes and a basket of garlic fries like nothing.
Skateboarding on the Statue of Liberty
We were at the tippy top of the flame thing and started going full speed down the robe. Hot damn it was wild. We couldn’t stop smiling – until we hit the water and our skateboard turned into the Cloverfield monster. Weird, but true.
Long story short, we had insanely awesome robot legs that allowed us to both fly and have them turn into wheels so we could drive at light speed. Oh, and we also went into space where we met a bunch of SMOKING HOT aliens. Great time.
The Grilled Cheese Toaster
A simple to use, and incredibly fun way to make two grilled cheese sandwiches at the same time. Perfectly toasted bread, insanely delicious melty cheese, and a basket that ensures you can make it and clean up in record time. Unfortunately, just like the other dreams, maybe the grilled cheese toaster isn’t real… As you’ve just read, dreams, though awesome, are fraudulent. Fraudulent and fake.
WAIT JUST A HOT SECOND.
A TOASTER THAT MAKES MULTIPLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES AT THE SAME TIME?!
The Grilled Cheese Toaster is everything you’ve ever wanted in a cheese and carbohydrate making concoction, all in one place!
No fuss, no mess, only the stuff dreams are made of.
Imagine now, you’re having a party. One of your guests loudly demands SNACKS.
You start piling up bread and cheese like it was some sort of competition.
You start cranking out grilled cheeses, perfectly made, two at a time.
Now, when the melted cheese party ends, you sit quietly.
Quietly satisfied. Now you know dreams can come true.
The grilled cheese toaster is a thing. You drift off to sleep wondering, what dreams will come true next?