Your child is one of the sweetest, most delicate, lovely children that has ever graced the planet earth.
Inside your home, they are kind, friendly, lovable.
Outside your home? They are one of the raddest kids on the playground, in the neighborhood, in their school.
Can you comprehend how difficult it is to be so incredibly awesome? We get it, yes, you probably do.
After a long day of being amazing, your child has gone through all of the things that awesome kids do.
They probably caught a fantastic pass at recess.
Maybe they had the chance to hold the class guinea pig.
At some point, it wouldn’t surprise us to learn all of their friends scooped them up, raised them on their shoulders and carted them around on their shoulders like royalty.
And we haven’t even gotten to the point where the school bus had a flat tire and your child got out and fixed it.
What do all of these things amount to?
A ton of high fives.
Everyone who gets within inches of your best little bud wants a high-five.
Wouldn’t some light-up gloves do them the justice their little paws deserve? No more sore hands from high fives after terrific feats of amazingness. Score!
As we are sworn to secrecy, we cannot tell you the specific details, but we’ll give you an overview.
Your child is involved in some pretty advanced geological studies that may include the unearthing of precious stones, minerals, and gems that could result in an unexpected windfall of cash that would set your loving family up for financial success for the rest of their lives.
In handling these precious materials, their hands come in contact with some pretty squirrelly, unexpected stuff. So, yeah, let’s just say some rugged light up gloves would be super beneficial. Those mines aren’t getting any brighter on their own.
Glow in the dark parties are all the rage. Not only would your child like to rage, but they would also like to rage so hard that their hands explode into light beams and shoot across the room.
Unfortunately, science tells us that exploding light beam thumbs aren’t a thing. Time to disprove science.
How about allowing your child the pleasure to rage without having to watch their sweet little digits get atomized?
The ball is in your court.
Or maybe the awesome inner-child in yourself?
We’d like to think you love them enough to buy them for yourself, an immature friend of yours, or pretty much any youngster who appreciates the finer, glow-in-the-dark, battery-powered things this life has to offer.
Made of breathable cotton and silky-smooth polyester, these bad boys come with the batteries you need to let your soul glow. Oh, and it comes with an extra set of batteries too, so the fun WILL NOT STOP. EVER!
Time to let your little one amped up every single place they go with gloves that will fit everyone…but are perfect for them. Awwww! You’re such a thoughtful, loving, caring parent.