The Nerf MiniGun

And now, a word from Commander Drillstein, the scariest man you will ever meet in your entire life:

“YOU’RE ON THE FRONT LINES OF HELL, SOLDIER! There’s a war out there and no man, woman, child, pet or amoeba is safe, SOLDIER!”

…wait, hey man. Is that a NERF Minigun Elite Titan CS-50 Toy blaster?

…hold up, dude. Is it true that beast has a fifty dart drum, comes with 50 darts and is fully motorized?

…that’s super cool. Can I give it a try?

Come on, it’s my turn.

Come on, share!”

Even Commander Drillstein was reduced to tears of joy when he laid eyes upon the gorgeous CS-50.

If this beauty of a NERF minigun blaster can do that to him, a grizzled old vet who has seen anything and everything this life has to offer…what’s it going to do to your friends, family and battle brethren?

The CS-50 is not for the weak of heart. Honestly, it may not be for anyone who has no heart at all.

The Nerf Minigun CS-50 requires the strength of character. Gumption. Pride. Confidence. IT REQUIRES A HEART. A HEART FULL OF LOVE. LOVE FOR PLAY. LOVE FOR BLASTERS. LOVE FOR 50 DRUM FIRING BLASTERS ALL UP IN YOUR WORLD.

Don’t take it from us. The Nerf Minigun Elite CS-50 has changed lives.

Here are just a few fake reviews we just made up:

“Before the NERF Minigun Elite CS-50, I was a loser. A lame brain. Worthless. Worthless as an empty envelope. I had no reason to even get up out of bed in the morning. Now? Now I’m a winner. I take pride in my blaster. I treat it like royalty. And you should see that thing light it up when I line up 50 empty juice bottles on the back fence and GET TO WORK.” – Mark, Wisconsin

“The Nerf Elite CS-50 has fundamentally changed the way I work. Prior to the item, I would go to work and sit in a cubicle all day. Sad, listless, bored. Now, I go to work and sit in a cubicle. But now this cubicle has a CS-50. Which means when I go on lunch break? Look out, Shane. I’m coming for your chips. And I’ve got my trusty CS-50 in town.” – Bill, Florida Man

“What the heck is a NERF?” – Marsha, Montana

No more wishing you were awesome. The CS-50 gets it done. If Mark, Bill, and Marsha haven’t convinced you with their life-changing results, then listen to the final words of wisdom from Commander Drillstein himself:

“THE NERF MINIGUN CS-50 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID IN A BLASTER STORE AGAIN. I AM ONCE AGAIN FULLY ENGAGED IN LIFE AND AM IN NO WAY A PAID ENDORSER FOR THIS ITEM.” *

*Disclaimer: Commander Drillsten might be a paid endorser for this item.