And now, a word from Commander Drillstein, the scariest man you will ever meet in your entire life:
“YOU’RE ON THE FRONT LINES OF HELL, SOLDIER! There’s a war out there and no man, woman, child, pet or amoeba is safe, SOLDIER!”
…hold up, dude. Is it true that beast has a fifty dart drum, comes with 50 darts and is fully motorized?
…that’s super cool. Can I give it a try?
Come on, it’s my turn.
Come on, share!”
Even Commander Drillstein was reduced to tears of joy when he laid eyes upon the gorgeous CS-50.
If this beauty of a NERF minigun blaster can do that to him, a grizzled old vet who has seen anything and everything this life has to offer…what’s it going to do to your friends, family and battle brethren?
The CS-50 is not for the weak of heart. Honestly, it may not be for anyone who has no heart at all.
The Nerf Minigun CS-50 requires the strength of character. Gumption. Pride. Confidence. IT REQUIRES A HEART. A HEART FULL OF LOVE. LOVE FOR PLAY. LOVE FOR BLASTERS. LOVE FOR 50 DRUM FIRING BLASTERS ALL UP IN YOUR WORLD.
Here are just a few fake reviews we just made up:
“Before the NERF Minigun Elite CS-50, I was a loser. A lame brain. Worthless. Worthless as an empty envelope. I had no reason to even get up out of bed in the morning. Now? Now I’m a winner. I take pride in my blaster. I treat it like royalty. And you should see that thing light it up when I line up 50 empty juice bottles on the back fence and GET TO WORK.” – Mark, Wisconsin
“The Nerf Elite CS-50 has fundamentally changed the way I work. Prior to the item, I would go to work and sit in a cubicle all day. Sad, listless, bored. Now, I go to work and sit in a cubicle. But now this cubicle has a CS-50. Which means when I go on lunch break? Look out, Shane. I’m coming for your chips. And I’ve got my trusty CS-50 in town.” – Bill, Florida Man
“What the heck is a NERF?” – Marsha, Montana
No more wishing you were awesome. The CS-50 gets it done. If Mark, Bill, and Marsha haven’t convinced you with their life-changing results, then listen to the final words of wisdom from Commander Drillstein himself:
“THE NERF MINIGUN CS-50 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID IN A BLASTER STORE AGAIN. I AM ONCE AGAIN FULLY ENGAGED IN LIFE AND AM IN NO WAY A PAID ENDORSER FOR THIS ITEM.” *
*Disclaimer: Commander Drillsten might be a paid endorser for this item.
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