Introducing: The 3d Edison LED Light Bulb
Let’s go on a journey together into the mysteries of this 3d LED light bulb, shall we?
A cosmic journey, where space and time are insignificant.
Where nothing matters other than your deepest, innermost desires.
You close your eyes.
The lights of your subconscious begin to twinkle.
Your body becomes light as a feather.
Now it’s like you’re floating in the mist.
Deeply entwined into the universe.
The galactic spirit dances with your thoughts.
They are together at last.
The spirit stops and notices you.
And you are definitely drunk as a skunk.
Oh, well.
Cosmic journey over. You tried.
But guess what?
You can remember the time you almost went to the deepest levels of consciousness with this sweet X-Data 3D led light bulb.
Sure, being steps away from the glowing light of electric freedom would have been cool. But this is earth, bro. The only thing to do is make it what you want it to be.
And we have a strong feeling you want it to be awesome. So let’s just do that.
This insanely reliable bulb works as good as divine stardust
Sure, being steps away from the glowing light of electric freedom would have been cool. But this is earth, bro. The only thing to do is make it what you want it to be.
And we have a strong feeling you want it to be awesome. So let’s just do that.
Make your next event special by introducing a light that people will look at and say, “Hey – is there a chance you nearly felt all your chakras align one time when you were traveling into the deepest recesses of your mind?”
You’ll look at your friend and smile that sheepish smile, which will clearly indicate to everyone involved that yes, indeed, you have experienced the great beyond.
So while you sit there looking around at everyone marveling at the gorgeous LED glow from the environmentally friendly Edison lightbulb this bad boy initiates, you’ll think “I did good.”
The entire crowd will appreciate your decision to be unique.
But more than just that, to kick your lighting up a notch and be amongst the elite.
Why choose a boring light? Choose the light that shows the world, the galaxy and the entire universe that you mean business. Elegant, fun and visually stimulating business.
The perfect light for stargazers who wonder, “When will I feel that sense of sweet surrender and harmony in my life just one more time?”
Also pretty cool for pretty much anywhere. Bedrooms, businesses, offices, events, and parties.
Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee this light will enhance your ability to become spiritually connected with the source of all life.
