Awesome Gifts

Deep in the woods of one of the planet’s most difficult to traverse landscapes lay a battle fortress unlike anything you have ever seen. It’s big. It’s bold. It houses the fiercest warriors that have ever lived. That’s right: ever. Warriors from the Egyptian kingdom. Warriors from the 1800s. Warriors who once lived in Brooklyn […]

[POLICE RADIO ANNOUNCEMENT] Attention Citizens, We Repeat, Attention Great Citizens! We have an alert for an unusual sighting in the residential area you are currently residing in… There have been reports of a lion in your neighborhood. We repeat, there have been reports of a lion in the neighborhood. If you see this majestic creature, […]

Once upon a tumbleweed-riddled time, in the dustiest corner of the Wild West, lived a man named Sheriff Turly. Now, Sheriff Turly was as zany as a jackrabbit with a caffeine overdose, and he had a wild idea that would change the course of history forever: the legendary Cargo Socks! You might be wondering, what […]

Drive your friends and coworkers mad as you prank them with random mouse movements and type out random texts and phrases with the phantom keystroker!

Buckle up and get ready for the gaming chair rig you’ve been dreaming about your entire life. Yup, your entire life. We know you sit there on your uncomfortable gaming chair. It’s stained from years of hard seltzer spillage. There are chip crumbs in every possible orifice. The arms of your couch look like they’ve […]

MEET SARGE, HOST OF COOL HIT NEW VIDEO GAME, EXTREME CHORES! SARGE IS GOING TO WALK YOU THROUGH WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN ABSOLUTE BUTTOCKS KICKER IN THE WORLD OF CHORE LIFE, WHERE IT’S A TAKE NO PRISONERS LIFESTYLE FOLLOWED BY A TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE OF JABS TO THE FACE. CHORES GET NO MERCY […]

For The First Time Ever, You Can Stare at a screen longer without worrying about the blue light causing headaches! Remember the future of the past? People were all going to be interconnected with gadgets and computers and screens… Everything was going to be all sleek and, like, super technologically advanced. You could ask a […]

Are you looking for the perfect addition to your pool or bathtub? If so, then you need a robotic pet fish! A robotic pet fish adds an extra splash of fun and excitement to any pool or bathtub. Plus, let’s be real; pet fish are the easiest pet to take care of. But sometimes, even […]

Meet Bill the Bull, the inflatable pool bull. Sure, that’s not his official name, but he is a bull. No doubt. This bull has been given the name Bill for a few reasons: Bill is a super sweet name that reminds us of a John Wayne era man’s man Bill is something you get after a […]

Introducing the SUV tent – the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to take their camping game to the next level. Because let’s face it, sleeping in your own cozy bed is so last year. Seriously, ditch the house, dude – it’s time to start camping like a champion. Sell the house, drop the mortgage, […]

Introducing the Inflatable Truck Bed Pool – because why settle for a boring old swimming pool when you can have one in the back of your truck? Let’s sit down and talk for a minute. Serious talk. It’s time to kick things up a notch in that pick-up truck of yours which lacks a truck […]

The Huns are attacking! Quick, get your axe! You don’t have one? What do you mean you don’t have an axe?? Well then, introducing the mighty, magnificent, and oh-so-manly Hand-Forged Viking Axe! Crafted by the finest blacksmiths in the land, this axe is sure to make you feel like a true warrior (even if your […]