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Let’s pop right to the chase: this is a bubble suit that will change your life. You sit there, bored. Looking around. Dreaming of a better life. You get five minutes to yourself and you decide to lay down. Take a nap. Have a rest. You think about “what could have been.” You think about […]
Memoirs of bae Dear Potential Boyfriend – As a potential partner, I have amassed a list of demands that require your attention prior to us engaging in any sort of relationship. Please note my use of the word “demand.” The list below is not a vague representation of things I’d like. They are required certainties. […]
Ohhhh – look how cute that little goat stuffed animal is!!! You’ve Got to Buy The Screaming Goat Stuffed Animal. Ah, the Screaming Goat Stuffed Animal – because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” quite like a plush toy that emits goat shrieks at the press of a button. Perfect for shattering peaceful moments, […]
With the technological advances of the last decade apparent, it has always stunned the universe that there was not an easier way to access the simple pleasures of WiFi. A brief look back at the incredible break-throughs shows a fantastic trajectory of monumental progress: 2011 – Albert Snoot introduces drinkable gasoline 2012 – Derek Jeter […]
Say goodbye to costly toilet paper…forever! Did you know that the average human being spends 97.3%* of their life on the toilet? Most people have dozens of ledgers, quill pen and ink well within inches of their throne. As the epicenter of home entertainment, the toilet is a very important place. Here are just a […]
Let everyone who even dares pick up one of your writing instruments know that YOU MEAN BUSINESS and also subtly that YOU MAY HAVE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE.
What’s better than one license plate? Two License Plates! Do you already have 2 separate license plates, and you’re tired of constantly switching them like a peasant? Have you ever wanted to play a spy? Do you want a new way to impress your friends? Do you like to be prepared for any high-speed chase […]