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It’s the future, dude – nobody should have to stand when they can sit. Therefore; we formally announce the world’s greatest device: The Wearable Chair...
Give your beloved kitty or puppy an entirely new outlook on life and be their hero, once and for all!
The Year is 2037 The World Chip Organization has stepped into the spotlight and will be featured, for the first time ever, in the Olympic...
Did you know that everything you’ve ever known about Chewbacca is wrong? Yes, he was in Star Wars, but do you even know how it...
Oh, you fancy huh? Well, Meet Mr. Moustachio, a fancy gentleman with the manliest mustaches of all time. Some might even say the fanciest. How...
This little tie cooler fan is going to change everything. All we need is a little USB power, plug it in and control it. Personal...
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA: July 2019 Pasadena Times Headline: BABY IN A TORTILLA BLANKET BURRITO PHOTOSHOOT CAUSES UPROAR WITH LOCAL COMMUNITY The reason? What a disaster. Who...
It’s 11:27 am. You wake up in your hastily hung hammock in your bedroom with a Mad Magazine on your lap. Your eyes pop open...
Looking to get cozy this winter? These Slippers can be warmed up in the microwave. They can also, if you should ever desire, even be...
WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL TOUCHING STUFF WITHOUT FINGER COVERS LIKE SOME TWO BIT JABRONI FROM PLANET “I’M INSANE-A-TOPIA?!” You must be out of your barely...
Thy cut is in itself a complete disaster of epic proportions! You know your slice of skin which has caused blood to make itself viewable...
Many very intellectually advanced people in America have high praise for the wonderfully captivating and famous television star Captain Kangaroo. If you’re unfamiliar, first, let...