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If you’ve ever said to yourself, “You know, I’d like to own an alien one day,” you are about to hit the jackpot: Baby Yoda We proudly introduce you to an alien. We’re not quite sure who he is, or much about his background, so we’re going to speculate here: This little green alien, while […]

$15.99

Even children are smart enough to know that robots are taking over the world. Between artificial intelligence, voice-activated everything and the future landscape of employment basically being taken over by lines of code, where can we turn for comfort? Who could possibly help our kids in such uncertain times? We’ll tell you who: this friggin’ […]

$26.93
Germ-Guards for Fingers

WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL TOUCHING STUFF WITHOUT FINGER COVERS LIKE SOME TWO BIT JABRONI FROM PLANET “I’M INSANE-A-TOPIA?!” You must be out of your barely functioning, rummage sale quality brain if you think touching door handles, ATM buttons or pretty much everything on planet Earth that isn’t the underbelly of a newborn kitten is safe. […]

8 ball that is sarcastic and funny

Let’s be real. There are very few things in this world that you can shake and instantly receive a sarcastic answer from… Honestly, has your brain ever even considered something like that? Sad. Sad that we even had to bring this to your attention. But in sadness, there is hope. Let’s consider something very important […]

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portable second screen for laptops

LOOK AT YOU ONLY USING ONE SCREEN LIKE A CHUMP. “Oh, bro, you don’t get it, dude, I’m on my laptop bro, it’s only got one screen man.” GROW-UP, SON. IT’S TIME TO GROW UP. Look, we get it. You went to your corner computer shop, got your cute little single-screen laptop and you were […]

$269.00

Please take a moment to reflect on the wonderful prose from, classically trained popular music star of the 1980’s, Kendall “Rockwell” Gordy as he sang in his 1984 smash hit “Somebody’s Watching Me,”, “I always feel like…somebody’s watching me….whoa-oh-oh. I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy…whoa-oh-oh!” Poor Rockwell. Why did he feel […]

$12.29
Always Positive Pregnancy Test

Congratulations! It’s a new baby! As opposed to an old baby, which, let’s be honest would be super weird. Last thing your lady friend would want is to give birth to an 86 year old retired accountant who all of a sudden immediately starts hounding the happy couple about their lack of diversified stock portfolio. […]

Are you a purveyor of fine, starchy vegetables, but also have a penchant for gaming? Do you find yourself endlessly scrolling through game sections of websites thinking; “Gosh, if there was only a wonderfully engaging activity that merged both my love of hot potatoes and, secretly, my desire to quite literally shock people with volts […]

$29.99

While we’re on the subject of you: You’ve been a little passive aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me! Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER. Just dance around the topic like you’re some bootleg hip-hop dance from […]

It goes without saying… There are numerous benefits to being passive-aggressive in your dealings with other people (also known as “simpletons”). The issue with simpletons is that they are far, far inferior to the brilliance that people like you bring to this planet. You’re a genius.  You’re thoughtful, kind, compassionate. You deal with all situations properly and with […]

You’re not still using the voice you were born with are you? Yikes…Did you know that 99.999% of the world uses a synthesized voice? Wait a second. You’re that one person who isn’t using a voice synthesizer, aren’t you? Come on, you’re better than that. Since the dawn of the new century, scientists, naturalists, herbalists […]

$26.37
ankle anchors for kids

Are you tired of children running all around constantly bothering you? You’re an adult, you should be doing awesome stuff like drinking too much, chopping wood or wildly just kicking at stuff for no apparent reason. When kids are around, you just can’t enjoy a stiff drink, axe swing or kick like you’d like to. […]

the Kangaroo Shoes

Many very intellectually advanced people in America have high praise for the wonderfully captivating and famous television star Captain Kangaroo. If you’re unfamiliar, first, let us welcome you out from underneath that gross old rock you’ve been living in. Let us refer to Wikipedia to catch you up on Mr. Kangaroo: “Captain Kangaroo was an […]

$285.00

2020 is going to a magnificent year filled with technological marvels that were unimaginable just a decade ago. Thanks to the internet, and super fast wifi, our planet is now more connected than ever.  Futurists suggest that in just a few short years, we’ll have a global economy, location independent jobs, energy that is not […]

Do you love your microwave as much as you love your partner? Well, we know you love your friends. Plus, You love puppies, nature, the ocean. And you even love the sun, the moon, the stars. It’s so hard to love everything so much, isn’t it? It would bring a damn tear to the eye […]

$14.99

This kit has everything you need to pull pranks, survive in the wilderness & more. Fuel can, matches, logs, fire pit. You’ll have it made. With a kit like this, you’ll have no problems with your first fire.

squirt gun toilet prank funny gift

Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the prank master general, Sir Edgar Toots and the story of his claim-to-fame with the toilet squirt gun prank. The legend of Edgar Toots is far and wide in this fair (and sometimes unfair) land.  If you aren’t familiar with the lore and legacy of the man once […]

the electric head massage helmet with app

You seem stressed out a little bit lately, is everything OK? Come on, why are you so anxious? Seems Like You May Need an Electric Head Massager… I mean, it’s not like we’re in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, right? That would be crazy, right?! The way you’re acting, you’d think the Pentagon released […]

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people of walmart coloring book

Imagine a world where you could go out in public and wear whatever you wanted. Denim jacket from 1978. No pants. A flip-flop made out of flamingo feathers. Now couple that with being able to act in any way you feel like. No worry about social norms or how you will be received by the […]

$10.99
bug gun

Have you ever wanted to add salt to a wound? Maybe you just wanted to get rid of some annoying bugs…. Now with this BUG-A-SALT 3.0 bug defense kit, it’s pretty much a done deal! When it comes to self-defense, this bug gun beats out all other non-lethal methods of intimidation, style, and range. Always […]

$44.95

Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It delivers tissues out of the butt […]

$39.95
coloring book of Florida Man

If there was one state in the United States of America that matters, we can all agree that it’s Florida. As a matter of fact, Florida is the breeding ground for a superior type of human being that is now finally gaining the global attention they so rightfully deserve. Enter: the Florida Man. The Florida […]