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Are you an avid golfer who likes to cause a little mischief and mayhem? Need a good golf prank? We’ve got your ace in the hole, baby! Introducing: the exploding golf ball Now is the time to seek sweet, sweet revenge on that buddy of yours who thinks he’s king of the course because he’s […]
Oh, look who it is! Mr. “I’m too good to practice mini-golfing while I’m on the highway during rush hour traffic.” Mr. “I can’t be bothered figuring out how to get better at mini-golf in aisle three of the grocery store on a Sunday morning after church.” Mr. “I would never be seen trying to […]
Hear ye, hear ye! Gather round men, women and children of all ages! We are proud to introduce the spikiest, greenest, meanest, water dwelling lizard this side of the Mississippi! Forget about your run of the mill cayman. Toss aside your preconceived notions about the dear old crocodile. We are here to bring you the […]
Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment, in every moment. But, what if Unicorns really are just a bunch of jerks??? Sure, they’re all mystical and magical and whatnot, but can you really trust them? This hilarious unicorn coloring book takes a closer look at these so-called creatures of light, exposing them for […]
Ohhhh – look who it is. A fancy pants internet surfer who just beached themselves on the shore of the Sarcasm Dictionary. Good for you. It must take a lot of brains to get lost on an awesome website only to find the greatest book in history. Sorry to waste your time with all this […]
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the prank master general, Sir Edgar Toots and the story of his claim-to-fame with the toilet squirt gun prank. The legend of Edgar Toots is far and wide in this fair (and sometimes unfair) land. If you aren’t familiar with the lore and legacy of the man once […]
There is someone in your life who needs to be pranked. You know it, we know it, everybody knows it. But, how can you ensure maximum prank level action? Sure, you could do the old stand-bys: A whoopee cushion. A bucket of water on the top of a door. A phone call asking if their […]
If you want to feel like you’re drunk without having to drink a 12 pack of cheap beer, three shots of cinnamon whiskey and a test tube of something green that was sold to you on a platter by a girl in a cutoff t-shirt who claimed her name was “Foxy,” then; These drunk goggles […]
What’s better than one license plate? Two License Plates! Do you already have 2 separate license plates, and you’re tired of constantly switching them like a peasant? Have you ever wanted to play a spy? Do you want a new way to impress your friends? Do you like to be prepared for any high-speed chase […]
Grandmas are the legendary MVPs of any family. They are an essential factor in any household. They can cook, they can clean, they work as an in-house counselor and mediator of any fight that breaks out. Sometimes, even a personal hitman if their cane is nearby. Hands down, grandmas are the best. And let’s face […]
One of the most beautiful creatures in nature is the bird. Many have called birds the most majestic things that have ever existed. They fly high, they have purpose and they are all unique. But don’t let us tell you how amazing they are, enjoy just a few quotes about birds from eloquent individuals throughout […]
Imagine a world where you could go out in public and wear whatever you wanted. Denim jacket from 1978. No pants. A flip-flop made out of flamingo feathers. Now couple that with being able to act in any way you feel like. No worry about social norms or how you will be received by the […]
Are you tired of children running all around constantly bothering you? You’re an adult, you should be doing awesome stuff like drinking too much, chopping wood or wildly just kicking at stuff for no apparent reason. When kids are around, you just can’t enjoy a stiff drink, axe swing or kick like you’d like […]
Are you a purveyor of fine, starchy vegetables, but also have a penchant for gaming? Do you find yourself endlessly scrolling through game sections of websites thinking; “Gosh, if there was only a wonderfully engaging activity that merged both my love of hot potatoes and, secretly, my desire to quite literally shock people with volts […]
Even children are smart enough to know that robots are taking over the world. Between artificial intelligence, voice-activated everything and the future landscape of employment basically being taken over by lines of code, where can we turn for comfort? Who could possibly help our kids in such uncertain times? We’ll tell you who: this friggin’ […]
Do you love your microwave as much as you love your partner? Well, we know you love your friends. Plus, You love puppies, nature, the ocean. And you even love the sun, the moon, the stars. It’s so hard to love everything so much, isn’t it? It would bring a damn tear to the eye […]
Looking to get cozy this winter? These Slippers can be warmed up in the microwave. They can also, if you should ever desire, even be placed in the freezer to cool down.
WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL TOUCHING STUFF WITHOUT FINGER COVERS LIKE SOME TWO BIT JABRONI FROM PLANET “I’M INSANE-A-TOPIA?!” You must be out of your barely functioning, rummage sale quality brain if you think touching door handles, ATM buttons or pretty much everything on planet Earth that isn’t the underbelly of a newborn kitten is safe. […]
You’re a nerd. You know it, your mom knows it, even your Great Aunt Bernice knows it. Friggin’ Bernice. Always gossiping. We really dislike people who gossip. Always poking into other’s people’s business, making random generalizations about who they are, how they act and what they like. Look, we’ve got nothing personally against Bernice, but […]
Your pets new favorite pastime. This unique contraption works for both dogs and cats, and, they love it! It’s kinda like giving kids an iPad… great to free up your time
Many very intellectually advanced people in America have high praise for the wonderfully captivating and famous television star Captain Kangaroo. If you’re unfamiliar, first, let us welcome you out from underneath that gross old rock you’ve been living in. Let us refer to Wikipedia to catch you up on Mr. Kangaroo: “Captain Kangaroo was an […]
While we’re on the subject of you: You’ve been a little passive aggressive lately, which is awesome, like me! Frankly, who doesn’t love passive-aggressive people? Life would be boring without you I guess. Don’t come right out and say what you’re feeling, EVER. Just dance around the topic like you’re some bootleg hip-hop dance from […]
Wake up in the morning. Brew coffee. Drink coffee. Time for a poo break! Take a seat on that plain, white porcelain bowl while you do your business (scrolling Instagram for thirst traps until your legs go numb). Ugh. The morning routine is so monotonous and boring. If only there were something that could spice […]
Love offering your guests tissues, but also wish those tissues could be delivered via the business end of a cat? Well, you’re in luck! This cat butt tissue holder is the product of your dreams! It does it all! It’s a cat It holds a box of tissues It delivers tissues out of the butt […]
You’re a Boss. A Boss With a Notepad. Maybe not the Seth Rogan type of boss… But a boss nonetheless. And one with a NOTEPAD. A boss who knows they need to be a little bit more approachable in the way they demand the things they need to have done for them. Being gracious is […]
