Have you ever sat on the toilet and thought to yourself…“Whilst I am currently enjoying myself and this wonderful seat, I certainly wouldn’t mind some...
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Have you ever sat on the toilet and thought to yourself…“Whilst I am currently enjoying myself and this wonderful seat, I certainly wouldn’t mind some...
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the prank master general, Sir Edgar Toots and the story of his claim-to-fame with the toilet squirt gun...
Marvinious Ketchup Jr. was exceptionally proud of his tomato farm. In fact, he was so proud of his tomatoes, that he used them for everything....
The sheer amount of high-five’s I now receive on almost an hourly basis is indubitably due to the style of my hair, the cool wolf...
"I ain't kinda hot, I'm sauna. I sweat money and the bank is my shower" -Little Wayne
At some point over the last decade, toilet timers have revealed that our time in the bathroom has increased exponentially. What are we doing there...
Did you know… That in order to poop like the champion you really are, you should be eating a trillion grams of fiber every day?...
Never risk going to the bathroom in the dark again. Never waste electricity. Introducing: The colorful, light-up toilet.
Love spending money and also showering in a luxury shower system like royalty? Well, you’re about to be pleasantly surprised by an item you likely...
Oh goodness gracious, the humanity! The odor emanating from the human being across from you is horrendous. Awful. Outrageous. You really need a shower. You...
Ugh. The grind of the workweek. Looking to take a relaxing bath? Well, now you can do so while enjoying the taste of roast beef!...
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