Stop what you’re doing and listen right now because we have found not one, but two things that will make your sad life so much better as of today:
Bacon Bandaids
Put these babies on your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches then proclaim “I’m a bacon bearing mother!” to all of those around you as they gaze at the adhesive providing the dual remedies of medical treatment and a scrumptious lunchtime food option.
Let’s be real for a minute here. We’re all tired of ordinary bandages.
We also know how unwilling you are to sacrifice your love of high-fat meats. Some small injuries can really sizzle, but now, you can fight fire with fire with a bacon bandage.
Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Bacon bandages use the same principle of holding a frozen steak on your black eye, except without any of the clean-up!
No more buying those boring first-aid bandages (you know, one that doesn’t look like a strip of cured meat) lacks the hilarity a bacon bandage has.
It’s time to unleash the incredible healing power of meat, with fifteen latex-based bandages, each cut to look like a strip of actual bacon.
Lead your own Bacon’s Rebellion against debilitating cuts and scrapes with Bacon Bandages!
Pesky paper cuts can take valuable time out of your day. How are you supposed to be a big-wig business person when you’re gushing blood everywhere?
There’s no better way to get back to business than with a strip of fake bacon wrapped around your pointer finger. That’s how empires are made, baby.
Bacon the Most of A Bad Situation
If a bacon bandage doesn’t dry your eyes, maybe the free prize inside every tin will. Surely, a small prize is enough to wash all the pain away.
Kids will love these bandages even more, probably because they’re intended to help children understand how great bacon really is.
No matter your age, a bacon bandage will ensure your injury stays inconspiguous. It’s time to remind yourself how protective pigs can be. Get these awesome bandaids today.
