If you still think the archaic “That Was Easy” button has any relevance in today’s world, you’ve got another thing coming, Mister (or Miss. Or Ms. Or Mrs. ).
The “NAILED IT” button.
Designed in a micro laboratory in the heart of downtown Brooklyn, this is the absolute must-have button for anyone who is a human being.
Why, you dare ask?
Because it lends superiority to every single situation you’re in.
Somebody does something awesome, you immediately make fun of them with a “nailed it!”
Somebody does something awful, you immediately make fun of them with a “nailed it!”
No one does anything?
Lighten the mood and break the awkward silence with a “nailed it!”
Can we say that you will become the official “Ruler of the World” by owning the NAILED IT button?
Yes. Yes we can. BUT, Beware and heed the warning….
The Nailed It button is not only perfect for home or office, but frankly, it can be used everywhere.
Not just “anywhere.” Literally, everywhere.
Examples of best uses of Nailed It on the go:
- Driving in the back of a ride sharing vehicle and your driver forgets to use their turn signal? BOOM! Nailed It!
- Walking down a city street and you see someone almost trip? HA! Nailed it!
- At a restaurant and the waiter accidentally brings you the wrong order? LAME! Nailed it!
- Babysitting a newborn and you quickly realize they need a diaper change? Gross! Nailed It!
The Nailed It button can make friends, family, even babies laugh with glee and embarrassment at the same time.
Which makes it the absolute perfect combination of winning and dominance which everyone seeks.
Don’t let people think they’re better than you.
Own the scene, situation or meeting by looking for any opportunity to slam that big ol’ button and announce that the person your with has in fact, ironically Nailed It.
Some other great Nailed It button opportunities:
- Your significant other makes a sub-par meal.
- Your boss flubs an earnings call announcement.
- Your grocery store cashier can’t figure out how to scan the bananas.
- Your laundromat washing machine door won’t open and your socks are trapped.
There are nearly infinite ways to rule all with the Nailed It button.
Which will you choose?
May we suggest using it in a non-ironic way as well?
Pat yourself on the back for a job well done with a Nailed It to add emphasis to your accomplishing feats of fabulosity.
- Mowed the lawn particularly well? You Nailed It!
- Opened all the mail in one sitting? You Nailed It!
- Overslept? Eh, screw it. You Nailed It!
