Nothing reminds you that you’re no longer in college more than an unfinished bottle of wine. One of the first steps of adulthood is prioritizing your early morning meeting tomorrow over a second glass of Merlot. You might as well admit that wine makes you sleepy, grandma, and invest in a humorous rubber bottle stopper.
Luckily, the Wine Condom Bottle Stoppers can reawaken your rambunctious spirit without affecting your new grown-up persona.
These tactile wine bottle stoppers are easy to grip and provide an air-tight seal that will prolong the freshness of your beverage. They’re also fun to look at, with their bright colors and amusing sayings. Even better, they make a great conversation starter at your next dinner party. So go ahead and uncork that bottle of wine—just be sure to put a rubber on it first.
The Original Wine Condoms are:
– Easy to grip
– Provide an air-tight seal
– Prolong the freshness of your beverage
– Bright colors
– Great conversation starters
What more could you ask for in a wine bottle stopper? Order your own Wine Condoms today and be the life of the party tomorrow!
A gimmick wine bottle stopper is just what you need to complete your ready-meal-for-one dinner. You’ll no longer feel guilty cracking open a bottle with these portable and reusable condoms at hand. With six rubbers in a pack, the wine condoms ensure you’re never caught short. Get lucky with the ultimate “on-the-go protection.”
No More Pour Decisions
Feel free to toss a couple in your wallet, just don’t get them confused with the real rubbers you’ve already stashed in there. While the bottle stoppers claim to be, “99.9% effective in preventing unplanned wine spillage” there are zero guarantees they can prevent pregnancy.
Wine not bring a pack to your next date as a friendly reminder, “no glove, no love?” Or maybe stick a few in a bachelorette party bag to encourage a round of drunken giggles.
Whatever the occasion, wine condoms make sure you go out with a bang.
