Did you know that there’s actual history behind the making of the bubble machine gun?
Meet the inventor: Bartleby J. Bubbles Jr.
He wasn’t your average entertainer. Sure, he could blow bubbles as good as anyone, but he always wanted more from life.
He spent years toiling in the children’s party scene. From small bubbles to large bubbles, he was always the hit of the party. But he wanted more.
He emerged years later in the club scene, showing up in the wee hours of the night, providing light shows, bubbles and excitement.
But he wanted more…
Bartleby retired to his workshop and began tinkering with his bubble-blowing apparatuses.
For the first time ever, we’re proud to reveal some of his personal inventor notes from what Bartleby referred to as “the workshop iterations era.”
- June 1, 7:17pm - need more bubbles. need more lights. more excitement required.
- August 11, 4:13am - bubble blaster concept taking flight. more power required.
- September 9, 3:22pm - affixed handle to large bubble blower. things starting to take shape.
- November 8, 9:01am - trigger implemented. my mind is racing with the possibilities.
- December 24, 11:22pm - blaster! Lights! trigger! 69 holes! it’s finally happened!
Bartleby J. Bubbles Jr. has finally done it. He had created the ultimate party machine for children, teens and adults alike.
The BUBBLE MACHINE GUN
Now YOU can take advantage of the most wonderful bubble blaster in history.
Featuring 56 holes for maximum bubble blasting.
With an automatic trigger, lights and the most incredible bubble blowing you’ve ever seen, this bubble machine gun is sure to blow more than just bubbles, it will blow your mind!
This Bubble Machine Gun is perfect for parties! Perfect for photos! Perfect for videos!
The bubble blaster is truly unlike anything you’ve ever seen or experienced. Just ask Mr. Bubbles Jr. –
“It was my life’s work to bring epic advancement to the party scene. With the bubble blaster, I am now confident that every child’s party or any party for that matter will be kicked up a notch, far beyond anything ever done in the history of bubbles. It is my wish for you to enjoy all the offerings of my bubble gun.”
Not only is the bubble blaster perfect for parties...
- Walking through your neighborhood - blowing bubbles like crazy
- Giving the neighborhood birds a bubble show that will make them chirp with glee
- Impromptu bubble dance party!
- Showing grandma what life is like in the new world of epic bubble excitement
This bad boy of a bubble gun is blasting out 2,000 bubbles per minute!
PER MINUTE. So hold on to your wig, because this thing is going to blow your mind.
The bubble gun blaster of your dreams has arrived, and this thing is a beauty.
Thank you, Bartleby. We are eternally grateful for your incredible bubble invention.
