Show ‘em you’ve got money to burn, baby!
Look, we get it. You are living that high dollar, elite lifestyle. Money ain’t a thing.
You’ve got luxury furs, gold chains, gold grillz, gorgeous fabrics, stylin’ shoes.
You are the highest of high society.
When you’re part of high society though, you’ve got to ask yourself some serious, soul searching questions:
1. How can I continue to be the #1 numero uno at all times?
2. How can I continue to show off my wealth to everyone around me so they don’t ever wrongly assume that I have lost even a penny of my vast fortune?
3. Did I forget to shut off the light in the withdrawing room on the fourth floor of my mansion? Oh, no. If I did, I’ll need to take the elevator quickly to turn it off. No, wait. I’ll just have one of the butlers or maids do it.
hundred dollar bill rolling papers.
Once you absorb the incredible response of those around you when you whip out one of these bad boys, you’ll never go back to whatever the heck it was you were using as rolling papers before.
Newspaper?
Lawn waste bags?
Pages from a National Geographic you found in the attic of your Uncle’s house in the late 80s?
Say it with us: “No more bootleg rolling papers!”
Wow the pants off of everyone around you when you announce, “I’ll handle this, my good friends,” only to reveal Benjamin Franklin in all of his dopeness.
These hundred dollar bill rolling papers are all natural, vegan and safe to smoke until you are, in fact, the highest of high society.
Here are actual reviews from the world’s wealthiest human beings:
“I will never use the bark of my Japanese Maple tree ever again to smoke now that I’ve become accustomed to the wondrous hundred dollar bill rolling papers. My life is forever changed, and now I am richer than ever, bitches.”
-Dave Chappell
“I used to use actual hundred dollar bills because sometimes I couldn't find my thousand dollar bills, but I much prefer these vegan hundos.”
-Seth Rogan
“There’s no better way to smoke but also let everyone around you know you’re better than them. Believe me. I’ve been trying for decades to always come off as highfalutin. These finally did it.”
-Kanye West
If there is one thing we, as a people, know for certain: Benjamin Franklin would want you to smoke from his cherubic face if he were alive today.
Now you can.
Hundred Dollar Bill rolling papers. These beasts also come with tips. So here’s a tip: buy ‘em.
Grab these money rolling papers the next time you want to impress your friends and smoke your financial worries away.
You won’t be breaking any laws here, but your coolness among your friends will most certainly be unquestioned.
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Discerning rappers, hippie wooks and stoop scavengers alike trust money rolling papers – and now you can too.
