Oh, look who it is, Johnny “Lottery” Moneybags.
Walking around town with (little does he know) fake lottery tickets, like he owns the damn place.
Do you smell that? What is that odor?
No, it’s not his armpits….
It’s the hot new cologne “Eau De New money.”
The stench is beautifully overwhelming.
But… how did Johnny Moneybags get so flush with cash?
Easy!
He got five fake lottery tickets for a gift just a few hours ago.
And every single one of those bad boys won him $50,000 in (he doesn’t know yet, so shhhhh… don’t tell him!) fake cash.
Let’s keep this a secret for now though, as he’s not quite aware that they won him fake cash.
BUT we’re pretty sure he’ll figure it out soon.
And it will be hilarious.
So here’s the secret, straight from the bank vault on these fantastically faux lottery scratch tickets:
You Get 5 Fake Lottery Tickets.
They look real.
They feel real.
They scratch off like they were real.
They show that the ticket has won $50,000.
Every single scratch ticket is a $50,000 winner.
Ready for the best part? They’re fake. HAHAHAH
So while Johny Moneybags thinks he is loaded, truth be told, he’s no better off now then he was before the gift.
Except that soon, when he finds out that he isn’t really the winner, he’ll laugh.
And laugh.
And laugh harder.
And then cry. (from laughing of course)
Johnny Moneybags will feel so happy at being hoodwinked.
He’ll think the gift giver was so clever, that there’s a good chance he’ll start spitting nickels.
Isn’t that what life is all about? Moments. Happy moments. Laughing. At not winning thousands of dollars. Because you’ve been pranked?
We sure as hell like to think it is.
Because maybe, Johnny Moneybags will learn a lesson from all this.
Maybe he’ll realize those fake lottery tickets were a gift from the Heavens.
He’ll realize he is rich in so many other ways.
Living on a beautiful, non-polluted planet.
In a beautiful place.
With a wonderful family and friends.
Then he thinks about what it would be like if he were actually rich.
Kinda like he thought he was with the fake scratch tickets.
So he then starts working hard to earn actual real money.
All of a sudden he’s driving around town in some sort of crazy car that looks like it belongs in a car show.
He soon will be able to upgrade from a cool t-shirt to a beautiful suit, tailored impeccably.
He lives in a white picket-fenced mansion.
Where he has an indoor heated pool and sauna.
He’s living high on the hog. Because of the giver of the gift that was five fake lottery tickets.
Wow. I know, such a truly profound, highly motivating story.
The life of a prank lottery ticket receiver, changed forever, because one of his best buddies gave him a thoughtful, ridiculous and motivating gift.
You could be that gift giver.
You could change a life.
It’s time you do that. Do just that.
Everything about these lottery tickets seems legit. Just like you.
You’ll love the reaction you get, and believe us, the story will last a lifetime.
So here’s to fake $50,000 lottery tickets, a lifetime of memories, and most importantly:
To Johnny Moneybags.
Get Your Fake Scratch-Offs NOW
Your friends can’t wait to get rich.
Don’t let them wait any longer.
Be the best friend you can be. Make everyone important in your life a fake $50,000 winner.
These Fake Winning Scratch Off Lottery Tickets are The Best Ever!
OMG!!! This was one of the best pranks i ever got to pull on my brother in law. He is 13 and never played a scratch off personally so he was REALLY shocked to see that he won that much money! But kids these days are too smart for their own good. He went ahead and read all the fine print too 🙁 which kinda killed the prank but for the first 30 seconds he was completely shocked and we got priceless memories out of that. Well worth the money!!
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