Your body is a temple, and you know it.
Male, female or anything in between, right, left, up or down – you’re a diva.
You deserve the best, and only the finest in premium luxury will do.
Well, strap in and hang on, because…
The Portable Personal Sauna is going to make you feel like the grand champion of winning.
It’s the ultimate personal, portable sauna with all the bells and whistles.
Well, not actually bells and whistles.
It’s actually got a whole bunch of way better features:
- Negative ION Infrared Heating Elements
- 5-Minute Heat-up Time
- Infrared Carbon Panels
- Heated Floor Pads
- Canvas Chair
- Happiness
Hot diggity, this portable sauna is everything you need to refresh your mind, body, and soul all in one gorgeous little package.
Imagine you’ve had a hard day on the farm.
Or in the office.
Or at the gym.
Or waiting tables.
Whatever it is you do that takes it out of you…
the personal sauna will make it all better.
You first set up this beauty (in under a minute).
You then sit in its ultimate comfort.
And finally, you feel the warmth.
The personal sauna even has convenient spots to put out your arms and scroll through your phone
(obviously, for scrolling through baller status websites like DefineAwesome.com).
Your body will be surrounded by heat.
Not too hot (come on, you don’t want to be on the sun again, right? That first trip to the sun you had was crazy).
The personal sauna will straight up rejuvenate every pore of your body, leaving you to feel like the best human being you can be, and not like a heap of week-old deli meat from the corner grocery store (which is probably how you’ve been feeling a little bit lately).
You can even control the personal sauna through a convenient mobile app.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? We’ll suggest:
- A Good Book
- A Nice Glass of Wine
- Some Peace & Quiet
You deserve it all, and the ultimate in luxury is here.
Don’t be in your home after a long day and sit in an old chair…or worse, your bed. Ugh. That’s not going to do anything but put you to sleep.
How about instead…a party for your body, relaxation style.
Here are some big-name celebrities who personally vouch for the benefits of this very specific personal sauna:
“I ain’t kinda hot, I’m sauna. I sweat money and the bank is my shower”
“To sweat is to pray, to make a true offering of your hottest, most innermost self. Sweat from the pores is sweet, tasty water, like liquid that releases your alcohol over-intake. Sweat is a superior, ancient and universal form of releasing toxins you purposely put into yourself. The personal sauna has changed my life. The more I sweat, the hotter I look. The hotter I look, the closer I come to pure joy.”
“Every night, I walk until midnight into a storm, then I go home and take a personal sauna for three hours. It clears my mind. I listen to my heart and see the signs of my destiny in the sky.”
“Personal Sauna? Yes. Me likey.”
“When I’m acting in front of a camera and using a lot of sweet bodily motion, I guess in its own way; it’s a pretty hot act. I really enjoy doing it. But there’s something that I enjoy more, and reminds me of me because it’s very hot: my personal sauna. You know what I mean, jellybean?”
Be like these good looking, famous people. It’s time to pamper yourself a time or two and see what it’s like to be like them.
This Personal, Portable Sauna has everything you could ever need:
- Your Friends Will Be Instantly Jealous
- A Fabric Cabin For Additional Comfort
- A Neck Collar For Added Fanciness
- Multiple Heating Panels
- A Padded Floor Mat
- Heated Foot Pads
- A Remote Control
- Coolness Factor
Take care of yourself in the way you deserve: ultimate luxury, baby!
The Infrared FAR IR Negative Ion Portable Indoor Personal Spa Sauna is the perfect solution for anyone looking to up their self-care routine.
It’s so incredible, your friends might even pay you to let them use it.
BOOM – highly profitable side business. Wow, this thing does it all!
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