Start your day the right way with the Wake & Bake Dream Griddle Alarm Clock, by Darby McKingons.
If you didn’t know, Darby McKingons is widely respected as the World Record holder for the “most calories eaten in a single day.”
McKingons won this prestigious title in 1947 after consuming just over 139,084 calories.
His diet consistent of the following:
See the problem with McKingon’s plan?
Plain as day the problem persisted and bothered him for years: not enough time in the day to eat.
Unfortunately, the human body has to rest. He did need to sleep.
So how could the world’s portliest man consume more calories when he was doing all he could think of to eat more.
One day, while frying eggs on the sidewalk of his New York City apartment home, the idea struck him: “WHY DON’T I FRY THESE THINGS IN MY HOUSE INSTEAD OF ON THE CURB!”
Then the BIG idea hit him:
Then a pretty small idea hit him:
“I think I need to change my underwear.”
Long story short, Darby began working on an invention that would change not only the world record book, but the breakfast of men and women all over the globe.
Now the idea of “Wake and Bake” is being attributed to something yummy smelling and green one might smoke as opposed to eating completely missed poor McKingons.
When asked for a comment he noted, “The only thing I smoke is pork shoulder.”
The Griddle, however doesn’t miss anything. It’s awesome.
Alarm goes off, BOOM – eggs.
Alarm goes off, SNAP – pancakes.
Alarm goes off, YEAH BOY – sausages.
“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta,” thought Darby as he began eating quite literally the moment he woke up.
Hit the snooze button on the alarm then hit the buffet. That’s the Darby Way.
The dream could be yours!
Maybe not the world’s record, because that’s already taken – but the griddle?
Start your day the griddle way - with the Wake & Bake Griddle Alarm Clock.
The perfect way to get those calories in you bright and early.
It’s a fake gift box. Damnit.
- Disclaimer
The Wake & Bake Griddle Alarm Clock
Oh my goodness – I bought Christmas gifts and wrapped them up inside the wake and bake alarm clock box. I’ve done it for birthday presents too. It’s all I can do to keep a straight face as they open the box, and I’ve bought some of the other prank boxes, so people don’t guess what I’m up to immediately! To watch people politely open the gift wrap, study the picture and attempt to thank me for the gift is just hilarious! Totally worth the money! I just consider it part of the gift giving experience!
Product SKU: 60140000
Product Brand: Prank Pack
Product Currency: USD
Product Price: 7.99
Price Valid Until: 2025-11-21
Product In-Stock: InStock
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