Unicorns are hands down the animal of the moment, in every moment.
But, what if Unicorns really are just a bunch of jerks???
Sure, they’re all mystical and magical and whatnot, but can you really trust them?
This hilarious unicorn coloring book takes a closer look at these so-called creatures of light, exposing them for the douchebags they really are.
The creature we all have come to know and love may not be so lovable as we think. Little did we know until now, they’re f***ing jerks. Their sparkle and mysticality is all just a front.
From unicorns texting in theaters to farting in elevators, these horned creatures are up to no good!
In this Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book the cold, hard, sparkly truths are revealed about the creatures secret lives.
We give these horse like creatures too much credit. Unicorns are the worst kind of horse, and you can now finally color your way to learning why.
Color them while they’re farting and running away, making fun of you, and being sarcastic to name a few. But that’s okay – because with this funny coloring book, you can let out your frustrations in healthy way.
You’ve never seen an adult coloring book as glorious as this. So grab your crayons, sharpies, chalk or colored pencils and get ready to color some unicorns… into oblivion!
We’re actually not sure which is worse, the book that tells the truth we don’t like to hear, or the unicorns.
Since you’re an artist of sorts, this book is a perfect way to mix up your coloring routine from the stereotypical patterns and designs you do on the reg.
You not only ease your mind filling in the pictures but become informed of the cold hard facts of these unicorn beasts everyone thinks they love so much.